What happens in your head when playing...

By Pewpewpew BOOM, in X-Wing

I have some funny visuals when certain things happen in the game.

Pattern Analyzer: I see a pilot tracing an intricate Celtic design with a chopstick.

Tycho: he has a big bong in his cockpit. It keeps him chill and he avoids red turns as to not spill the water.

Stressbot: he screams insults like a droid Don Wrickles.

Nien Numb (pilot): does a big 'ol Dukes of Hazzard yelp when shedding his stress.

Boba (crew): pulls off a cloak, gives a middle finger as he grabs the Emperor or a piece of tech, hits a trigger that blasts a hole in the hull - whhooshh!

Zuckuss (crew): he's like a really aggro internet FPS gamer at the gunnery panels shouting "Oh no the f... you don't m......f....r!"

Comm Relay: computer voice "Look out!"

Do you do this?

Edited by Pewpewpew BOOM
7 minutes ago, Pewpewpew BOOM said:

Tycho: he has a big bong in his cockpit. It keeps him chill and he avoids red turns as to not spill the water.

I make snorting sound with my nose when someone Pushes the Limit. Also I get instant earworm of the song Push it to the Limit.

Stressbot is playing super annoying music through the speakers. Of both ships.

If Boba Fett crew takes a title I imagine him spay painting "Not the (insert title)" on the side of a ship. Lol

1 minute ago, Lazyplayer88 said:

If Boba Fett crew takes a title I imagine him spay painting "Not the (insert title)" on the side of a ship. Lol

I imagine him planting a remote bomb beforehand.

On 6/20/2017 at 10:18 AM, Pewpewpew BOOM said:

Stressbot: he screams insults like a droid Don Wrickles.

not quite Don Wrickles for me

PRIVATE BRAYLEN, HOW STRESSED ARE YOU!?

15 STRESS, SIR!

15 STRESS TOKENS!?
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED **** THAT HIGH!

Edited by ficklegreendice

I just see Tycho screaming whilst PTL'ing with Rage

When Sabine is on something giving it a free bomb slot i picture her hanging out a hatch and lobbing grenades at passing ships

When a HWK-290 loses its turret (old damage deck), I imagine that all the guns have been disabled and now the pilot is leaning out the window firing a handheld blaster at passing ships.

Tycho is just hepped up on goofballs.

Any pilot of the HWK: A person who is super-concentrated that is in a trance watching a lot of eyes around him/her.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"

The Three Stooges

DO A BARREL ROLL

When I start: I'm going to crush this rebellion with one swift stroke

Near the end (losing): Evacuate in our moment of triumph?

Near the end (winning): I have you now!

Every time I barrel roll for the first time in the game I say, "spinning is a pretty good trick" and little Ani and R2 are in my head.

Anytime a high hull ship gets a bunch of faceup damage cards I imagine the pilot frantically hammering something back into place while driving with their feet and using their other hand to extinguish the console fire that's stressing them out and slamming their head onto the controls to try to fix the sensor array.

"Norra! I need some assistance!"

(Frantically hammering away) "I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!"

When I fly my ruthlessness/tractor beam vessery list, I imagine that he is just slamming one friendly ship into the others to do damage. Like a pinball machine!

I say "Fox" after someone performs a barrel roll.

Whenever I activate Vader, I always casually tell my opponent "Vader is on that ship". Never fails to illicit groans and anger by turn 3-4.

EDIT: All things that *should* be happening in my head, but I blurt them out anyways lol

Edited by Superstrength79
33 minutes ago, Tbetts94 said:

Every time I barrel roll for the first time in the game I say, "spinning is a pretty good trick" and little Ani and R2 are in my head.

I do the same thing. In fact, it sometimes makes me not want to barrel roll because it is such a stupid line.

When Sabine drops a bomb out of a tie I imagine she is the only person who knows how to roll down the window while flying in space.

With Integrated Astromech, I always imagine the pilot presses a button that ejects their astromech right into the path of a shot that would have hit their X-Wing, blowing the poor droid to pieces instead of the ship. R2 scream included as it's emergency ejected from its comfy home on the X-Wing.

Which is kind of sad because I've had Luke Skywalker eject R2-D2 into the line of fire on multiple occasions.

Pew pew pew*

*=tactical analysis, turn +1: predator+3 dice focus versus 1 green with no focus as...

In my head? Hmmm. I think of .... tiny purple unicorns dancing on bacon rainbows. I'm sure I'm not the only one that does this. I hope. ?

I pretty much always just think of this whenever I even think about splitting my fire:

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