Ladies and nobles of the Empire
I speak to you now in exile from the star destroyer "Contemptuous" broadcasting from the secret location of the imperial remnant fleet.
Do not listen to the LIES and PROPAGANDA of the SCUM and TERRORISTS who would have you believe that our empire lies defeated. In truth, the death of the Emperor has caused the empire greater pause than ever before, but our forces are REUNITING, and our fleet is building its strength.
It is now nearly every day now that reinforcements and stragglers are organised back into the command structure, and imperial patriots lie hidden deeply within every layer of "New Republican" society, including the hive of scum and villainy known as "FANTASY FLIGHT GAMES". The monster, known as BIGGS DARKLIGHTER, and his army of clones will soon see his end, and the dreaded JUMPMASTER 5000 will rue the day it every decided to mock imperial airspace by confronting our latest TIE Fighter designs.
Imperials are not ones for hope, or dreams of salvation like naive younglings, we make our own fate. With cunning and fury, the Imperial Remnant and its ally in the FIRST ORDER will use their most elite TIE designs to stem the tide against chaos until our next ULTIMATE WEAPON is unveiled from its secret development location.
Loyalists, fight with all your fury and hatred, know that soon it will be time to remind the rebels and pirates who we ARE, it is almost time to remind them the feeling of our jackboots against their throats.