Ode to Shield Tokens

By Hrathen, in X-Wing

Ode to shield tokens

How I never use thee

For I am a loyal pilot of the Empire

And the Emperor hath said,

"It's easy, just don't get hit"

But, Alas, I am no Soontir Fell

With his high PS and boost barrel roll / autothrusters

And the Emperor himself never danes to follow me around in a shuttle

just to change my green dice to evades

For I am a lowly TIE bomber Pilot

Vetran of the Gama Squadron

You know, so I could get "deadeye"

An my agility is only two

Sometimes like feel like I would wish to have some shield tokens

Especially tonight as QuickDraw kept putting those auto crits on me.

Sure it would be nice, not to take EVERY SINGLE crit that is rolled against me

But I could have it worse

I could be a TIE Punisher Pilot.