New Nerf Idea 4 JMK5K

By BlodVargarna, in X-Wing

It's simple really. Look across the table at their ship with an expression of total and complete disgust and say "Oh... you're flying JMKs." Then mutter under your breath (but loud enough for them to hear) "Wow, another flying toilet seat list..."

Then groan audibly whenever it does something you hate, like revealing a white sloop or shooting a torpedo, or anything other than spontaneously exploding.

After your inevitable loss tell your opponent "Nice list" dripping with sarcasm. And then loudly say to a bystander or the room in general "Anyone can win playing those flying toilet seats."

Aren't we all already doing this? ;)

We have a player that does this locally but for every single ship in the game. I could be running 6 HWKS and he'd think it's OP.

I drip sarcasm and drop one liners about JK5s .....WHEN I fly them.

20 minutes ago, Tbetts94 said:

We have a player that does this locally but for every single ship in the game. I could be running 6 HWKS and he'd think it's OP.

Even better, whatever they play is super weak and needs a buff, but whatever you play is OP and needs to be nerfed.