Horton Salm the real tragedy.....

By Cubanboy, in X-Wing

A very good day for the Star Viper with a sick paint job, however it's not an EPT for Horton Salm so FFG is a terrible company that eats puppies, babies and hates Star Wars however all is not lost, if FFG brings out a Glorious T-65/Y-Wing fix,

80's mustache - Reble only

give your pilot a free EPT if they don't have one along with a Glorious Mustache.

-1 point

You call that a Moustache song?? Bah....

And a "1970's USN Pilot" moustache gives you a free EPT card.

After sooooo many posts about Rebel Ys I simply quit writing about this. But moustaches are cool...

4 hours ago, Cubanboy said:

A very good day for the Star Viper with a sick paint job, however it's not an EPT for Horton Salm so FFG is a terrible company that eats puppies, babies and hates Star Wars however all is not lost, if FFG brings out a Glorious T-65/Y-Wing fix,

80's mustache - Reble only

give your pilot a free EPT if they don't have one along with a Glorious Mustache.

-1 point

Hey everyone, lets take a look at all the toys that Graz the Hunter will NOT be getting as he doesn't have an EPT slot and his pilot ability is not worth the point increase from a cartel maruader.

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Yup, not a single thing on Graz, poor Graz, if only he had an EPT slot, that title could have helped him.

12 minutes ago, Marinealver said:

Hey everyone, lets take a look at all the toys that Graz the Hunter will NOT be getting as he doesn't have an EPT slot and his pilot ability is not worth the point increase from a cartel maruader.

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Yup, not a single thing on Graz, poor Graz, if only he had an EPT slot, that title could have helped him.

Seriously, Victor Hel makes Graz look sad. Same price for +1 PS and an EPT.

Sad that a known flaw from Wave 1 still isn't fixed ...

2 hours ago, Hawkstrike said:

Sad that a known flaw from Wave 1 still isn't fixed ...

The only, single flaw from wave 1. There are no other pilots that have issues from wave 1 other then Horton, just him and no one else. Not a single other pilot that needs to be fixed only Horton, this to so many is such a Biggs deal.....

4 hours ago, Marinealver said:

Hey everyone, lets take a look at all the toys that Graz the Hunter will NOT be getting as he doesn't have an EPT slot and his pilot ability is not worth the point increase from a cartel maruader.

swx73_spread.png

Yup, not a single thing on Graz, poor Graz, if only he had an EPT slot, that title could have helped him.

He does get a sweet new paint job...

Edited by Cubanboy

R2-D6.

Edited by FTS Gecko
3 minutes ago, FTS Gecko said:

R2-D6.

Yes. Yes. We all know that's an option.

But just imagine if your could have your choice of elite talent AND astromech... :D

5 hours ago, Marinealver said:

Hey everyone, lets take a look at all the toys that Graz the Hunter will NOT be getting as he doesn't have an EPT slot and his pilot ability is not worth the point increase from a cartel maruader.

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Yup, not a single thing on Graz, poor Graz, if only he had an EPT slot, that title could have helped him.

On second thought I feel no sorry for this Graz jerk face. Math time,

2 Agi base / 1 Agi ablity / 1 Agi Stealth/ 1 Agi cloak / 1 Agi Range 3

6 Agi Max on a turn.........plus with EI you can Boost and Cloak....

G (37)

Graz the Hunter (37) - Kihraxz
Proton Rockets (3), Cloaking Device (2), Vaksai (0), Stealth Device (3), Engine Upgrade (4)

Edited by Cubanboy

Cloak increases your agility by 2...

3 minutes ago, FTS Gecko said:

Cloak increases your agility by 2...

7 Agi on one turn............

No EPT for you.

1 hour ago, Cubanboy said:

On second thought I feel no sorry for this Graz jerk face. Math time,

2 Agi base / 1 Agi ablity / 1 Agi Stealth/ 1 Agi cloak / 1 Agi Range 3

6 Agi Max on a turn.........plus with EI you can Boost and Cloak....

G (37)

Graz the Hunter (37) - Kihraxz
Proton Rockets (3), Cloaking Device (2), Vaksai (0), Stealth Device (3), Engine Upgrade (4)

Graz with Glitterstim is really good, though. I had Graz live through 2 Cluster Missile attacks with only taking one damage.

Also.....what Astromech goes with an EPT Horton? I mean, it would be nice to have R2, but he's fine without having an Astromech. What about giving Horton EXPERTISE!!! Man, that's such a brutal attack....especially with TLT's.

Edited by heychadwick

Ah yess I wish Horton and Dutch had elite talents.
Dear FFG, please stop releasing new wookie/crazy ships and just release old ships with new pilots and abilities so I can fly my Y-Wings, B-Wings and X-Wings to Victory.

Make X-Wing Great Again!

29 minutes ago, heychadwick said:

Also.....what Astromech goes with an EPT Horton? I mean, it would be nice to have R2, but he's fine without having an Astromech. What about giving Horton EXPERTISE!!! Man, that's such a brutal attack....especially with TLT's.

PTL, R2, TLT, Engine Upgrade. Hard 2 > boost > focus. What's not to love?
VI, R3, BTL, TLT. Shoot first and grab an evade, then TLT. That useless piece of **** droid would finally have a home! :D
Expertise and R5P9. Horton already has rerolls. Only other action he has is focus, and if he never needs it for offence...

26 minutes ago, AngryAlbatross said:

Dear FFG, please release old ships with new pilots and abilities..

...pretty sure they've just announced exactly that.

FTS is correct, the new expansion will do great things for the K-Fighter and Guri!

3 hours ago, Cubanboy said:

He does get a sweet new paint job...

If people chose to play him, quite frankly he doesn't even have his old ship with the regular paint job. He's always stuck in the ready room while Talonbane and a bunch of no-name pilots fly his starfighter. Face i, Graz is pretty much D.N.I.F.