"My name is Graz."

By PhantomFO, in X-Wing

"Some people know me as Graz the Hunter. What do I hunt? BARGAINS! Please join me as I show you the best places to buy Slicer tools and Thread Tracers without having to pay a dime!"

Graz the Bargain Hunter . Coming this fall to X-Wing TV.

Just now, PhantomFO said:

"Some people know me as Graz the Hunter. What do I hunt? BARGAINS! Please join me as I show you the best places to buy Slicer tools and Thread Tracers without having to pay a dime!"

Graz the Bargain Hunter . Coming this fall to X-Wing TV.

Graz 0P plz n3rf.

3 minutes ago, PhantomFO said:

"Some people know me as Graz the Hunter. What do I hunt? BARGAINS! Please join me as I show you the best places to buy Slicer tools and Thread Tracers without having to pay a dime!"

Graz the Bargain Hunter . Coming this fall to X-Wing TV.

Well anything's got to be better than "keeping up with the nerf threads", and "Here comes another X-wing fix!" :lol: :rolleyes: ;)

"We even got guidance chips for free!"

*muffled whispering to marketer*

"I have been informed that those were already free..."

8 minutes ago, PhantomFO said:

"Some people know me as Graz the Hunter. What do I hunt? BARGAINS! Please join me as I show you the best places to buy Slicer tools and Thread Tracers without having to pay a dime!"

Graz the Bargain Hunter . Coming this fall to X-Wing TV.

Too bad he doesn't know a **** about where to find EPTs.

Just now, FlyingAnchors said:

Well anything's got to be better than "keeping up with the nerf threads", and "Here comes another X-wing fix!" :lol: :rolleyes: ;)

Nope. We're replacing that with all new programming.

Trading Aces . Two random PS9 pilots switch factions for a week to see how the other side lives! Can Dengar adapt to the structured Imperial doctrines? And how will Soontir handle life in a slovenly cantina?

Keeping Up With the Trandoshans . Follow the reptilian family as they try to pursue their careers. This show probably wouldn't exist if Bossk didn't make that sex tape.

OK, so let's see some meta-warping Graz the Hunter builds. Gimme your best shot.

"Welcome to our new survival guide show. We are your hosts, Fel's Wrath and Tel Trevura!"

You had to look up Fel's Wrath's ability didn't you

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9 minutes ago, Elavion said:

"Welcome to our new survival guide show. We are your hosts, Fel's Wrath and Tel Trevura!"

You had to look up Fel's Wrath's ability didn't you

"Today we'll show you what not to do" *cut to a clip of Biggs taking all enemy fire*

36 minutes ago, FTS Gecko said:

OK, so let's see some meta-warping Graz the Hunter builds. Gimme your best shot.

I don't know about meta-warping, but:

Graz the Hunter (25)
- title
- XX-23 Thread Tracers (0)
- Cloaking Device (1)
- Stygium Particle Accelerator (1)
- Engine Upgrade (3)
- Autothrusters (1)

31 points for a ship that rolls 6 green dice with Autothrusters at range 3 while cloaked, and can decloak to get the free evade token before boosting.

Edited by PhantomFO
21 minutes ago, PhantomFO said:

I don't know about meta-warping, but:

Graz the Hunter (25)
- title
- XX-23 Thread Tracers (0)
- Cloaking Device (1)
- Stygium Particle Accelerator (1)
- Engine Upgrade (3)
- Autothrusters (1)

31 points for a ship that rolls 6 green dice with Autothrusters at range 3 while cloaked, and can decloak to get the free evade token before boosting.

BUT CAN HE BOOST HIS PILOT SKILL BY 2?!? OR DO AN ACTION TO GET 1 FOCUS, 2 STRESS, AND 3 REROLLS!?!

3 minutes ago, piznit said:

BUT CAN HE BOOST HIS PILOT SKILL BY 2?!? OR DO AN ACTION TO GET 1 FOCUS, 2 STRESS, AND 3 REROLLS!?!

No, but for 3 more points you can get Talonbane Cobra with all those same upgrades at PS9.

But he doesn't get the extra defense die at range 1-2 against attackers in his firing arc.

1 hour ago, PhantomFO said:

Nope. We're replacing that with all new programming.

Trading Aces . Two random PS9 pilots switch factions for a week to see how the other side lives! Can Dengar adapt to the structured Imperial doctrines? And how will Soontir handle life in a slovenly cantina?

Keeping Up With the Trandoshans . Follow the reptilian family as they try to pursue their careers. This show probably wouldn't exist if Bossk didn't make that sex tape.

Almost spit coffee all over the place! Thank you for that post!

Graz the Hunter

  • title
  • Concussion Missile
  • GC
  • Munitions Failsafe
  • Glitterstim

29 pts

Yes, Scavening Crane is the same price, but that one round you need to do hits and you need to not be hit, Glitterstim is fantastic.

2 hours ago, Caboose2900 said:

"We even got guidance chips for free!"

*muffled whispering to marketer*

"I have been informed that those were already free..."

Yeah but what's freeer than being free?

7 minutes ago, PastrySandwich said:

Yeah but what's freeer than being free?

Ice free?

3 hours ago, PhantomFO said:

Nope. We're replacing that with all new programming.

Trading Aces . Two random PS9 pilots switch factions for a week to see how the other side lives! Can Dengar adapt to the structured Imperial doctrines? And how will Soontir handle life in a slovenly cantina?

Keeping Up With the Trandoshans . Follow the reptilian family as they try to pursue their careers. This show probably wouldn't exist if Bossk didn't make that sex tape.

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I'm starting to think Prince Graz is a member of the Imperial Senate from the Nigerian system.

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