Everyone seems to be Nerf happy, so we should honor the original nerf-herder

Nerf you you Scruffy looking Nerf Herder

Nerf Hasbro for butchering the Blastech DL-44 Heavy Blaster Pistol.

Oh, they've encased him in nerf foam. He should be quite well protected. . .if he survived the FAQing process, that is.

Here's a softer squishier version

Nerf Hull Upgrade!