Yup, being at home with the kid is letting my mind do crazy things. Lets say you win lotto/powerball/or are independently Bill Gates and love X-Wing. You want to put on the best/most fun/whatever tournament you can, and you have a cool million bucks to do it.
Mine would be using the million to draw the major event TO's into a tournament where they play (or 128 of 'em), and all the world champs are the judges. I'd pay all their airfare and hotel (and you know it would probably be in Vegas) and a good stipend for the weekend for each attendee. Schwag would be ridiculously awesome, like carbon fiber templates for everyone with gold plated etching, etc. The trophy would have to be shipped home I'm sure. I'd get the Mynocks and Krayts to do the streaming commentary on the first and last tables, but not tell them which game they are commenting on (buy all the gear for them to convince them to come). The final round would be boxing style: Judges mark down for good moves, excellent flying, best strategy, list building expertise, and the winner would be declared by judge decision. Untimed of course. And naturally to throw a HUGE monkey wrench in the whole ordeal I'd make it 100 points with all faction restrictions removed, or have that be the day 2 tourney just for the silliness of it.
What does your dream tournament look like?