When you use Palpatine to land a brutal series of crits with Maarek Stele: "Everything that has transpires has done so according to my design! "

When using bank manouver: "I know some manouvers" (Family Guy Blue Harvest reference)

When your opponent tries to rush you through or asks if you are ready during the planning phase and you are not: "Traveling though hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!" (in agitated condescending voice)

When your opponent deploys your lists hard counter/worst match up: "Did you come here.... to kill ME?!?" (in incredulous paranoid crazy man voice)

When you are hopelessly outmatched with tones of time left on the clock and your opponent asks if you want to keep going or maybe concede: "Evacuate!? In our moment of triumph! I think you overestimate your chances." (in crisp oblivious-to-reality voice)

Any time you boost your attack dice: "Target, Maximum Firepower!" (with feeling)

After your opponent moves right into your arc and you are safely out of theirs: "Hello, what have we here?" (in smooth-sleazy voice)

When your opponent says something like, "this is my first tournament": "That's good! You've taken your first step into a larger world" (while executing fatherly shoulder pat)

When your opponent is about to perform some detrimental attack or action against one of your ships but for whatever reason they are still debating it: "Do it!!" (in sinister evil voice). Also to be proceeded by "Kill him, kill him now..." (using more subversive, smooth but still evil voice)

After repeatedly whiffing on attack or defense: "You have failed me for the last time (insert pilot name or type of dice)." (in menacing dark lord of the sith voice)

When people look down on your non-meta/non-net list: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself" (in proud, slightly defensive voice)

When you are THAT GUY who leaves all their crap spread out on the last table you played at while you popped out and everyone else has moved for the next round: "Sorry about the mess" (with insincere inflection while nonchalantly tossing a challenge coin at the poor schmoe waiting to set up)

Thanks for the entertaining post OP.

Scream UTINNI!! at a random moment. Let your opponent figure it out.

When a TIE does a speed five maneuver: "Tire fighters coming in fast!" Then koigran: "They're coming back around!"

When you intentionally self bump: "Stay in formation!"

Whenever you're down to one Hull: "I can still hold it!"

When you have a shot with a focus: "trust your instincts!" Or "Use the force, Luke!"

When I have a focus target locked: "TARGET! MAXIMUM FIREPOWER!"

Personally, whenever I land a sick maneuver around other game objects without touching anything or pull right up to where I want to be I whisper "feel the power of the dark side."

Whenever I have palpatine in my list, I just talk like Palpatine the whole time.

3 bank flip turn or k turn with Rey/Fin Falcon

Are we reallying doing this?!!!

*Heavy breathing

wooooo!

Upon entering the convention:

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"