I am kind of new to the game and this is my first store championship season. I noticed that there are no store championships outside the USA, do the rest of us not get any? How would someone go about guilting FFG into letting us have some?

Can't answer for Canada, but in Australia we will be having many this season but they haven't been planned/scheduled yet. I would suggest the same is true in Canada, they will be on they just haven't been scheduled yet. Its also possible that the information you are looking at is just showing the USA stuff, I'm pretty sure our Store Champs dates don't go on the FFG website anywhere.

Stores apply for the events months in advance, over here any store that applies gets to hold one you just have to apply when the applications are open.