1 minute ago, Helias de Nappo said:The OP has clarified multiple times that his 'I'm going to cheat' statements are rhetorical devices. He's also invited others to offer lesser penalties than that for which he called in the original post.
Every lesser suggestion was dismissed out of hand. Only the blood price can pay for the wages of sin.
Even rhetorically, the moral high ground gets mighty slippery when you repeatedly declare yourself to be the boogey man you hunt.