"Spoiler alert: he did go to the dark side."

By ViscerothSWG, in X-Wing

Just got off work so I'm catching up on all the Celebration news, but the biggest thing I've read so far is about the new spin off movie announced.

Liam Neeson did it by video chat on Good Morning America, and it has me excited for what it means for X-Wing.

What he said:

"I'm actually here on location in the Canadian Rockies... We're making a movie... about Jar Jar Binks – and what happened to Jar Jar... Spoiler alert: he did go to the dark side."

What it means:

  • More prequel ships!
  • Jar Jar Binks Pilot Card!!
  • Jar Jar Binks Crew Card!!!

What he also said (boring meaningless fine print, don't bother reading):

"...a very unofficial movie..."

Edited by ViscerothSWG

Jar jar is smoke

I really hope this is a prank...

I hope Jar Jar dies in the first minute of the movie

13 days late...

At last, the true story of the unsung hero of the Empire. I'm sure the title has got to be:

BOMBAD ONE-SA

10 hours ago, ViscerothSWG said:

Just got off work so I'm catching up on all the Celebration news, but the biggest thing I've read so far is about the new spin off movie announced.

Liam Neeson did it by video chat on Good Morning America, and it has me excited for what it means for X-Wing.

What he said:

"I'm actually here on location in the Canadian Rockies... We're making a movie... about Jar Jar Binks – and what happened to Jar Jar... Spoiler alert: he did go to the dark side."

What it means:

  • More prequel ships!
  • Jar Jar Binks Pilot Card!!
  • Jar Jar Binks Crew Card!!!

What he also said (boring meaningless fine print, don't bother reading):

"...a very unofficial movie..."

Comming home from 14-days of uninterupted work and catching up on news is not always a good idea. You have been working WAY to much my friend, you need to take some time of and play some X-wing.

Edited by Sciencius

He grew tired of all sinkin and no powah.

4 hours ago, Marinealver said:

13 days late...

for april fools maybe, making it true.

And it happened yesterday so I'm exactly on time posting here about it.

It's about time they make a movie about Jar Jar

I'll believe it when I see it.

Jar Jar is a juggler on Naboo.

4 hours ago, heychadwick said:

I'll believe it when I see it.

So you're saying you'd watch it.

/thumbsup

Yeah, supposedly Jar Jar is doing more than just transitioning to the dark side. He's going to be Disney's first Queen.

6 hours ago, hey_yu said:

It's about time they make a movie about Jar Jar

They need to kill him worse than Han Solo, Emperor Palpatine, Mace Wendu, Count Dooku, Darth Maul (dead dead not return as spider maul), and Boba Fet combined.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa not know who yousa are. Mesa not know what yousa want. If yousa looking for ransom, mesa can tell yousa mesa don't have credits. But what mesa do have are a very bombad set of skills, skills mesa have acquired over a very long war. Skills that make mesa a nightmare for jedi like yousa. If yousa let mesa gungling go now, that'll be the end of it. Mesa will not look for yousa, mesa will not pursue yousa. But if yousa don't, mesa will look for yousa, mesa will find yousa, and mesa will kill yousa.

2 hours ago, Marinealver said:

They need to kill him worse than Han Solo, Emperor Palpatine, Mace Wendu, Count Dooku, Darth Maul (dead dead not return as spider maul), and Boba Fet combined.

Spider Binks fueled by rage could be fun though.

9 hours ago, Marinealver said:

They need to kill him worse than Han Solo, Emperor Palpatine, Mace Wendu, Count Dooku, Darth Maul (dead dead not return as spider maul), and Boba Fet combined.

They.do.not.need.to.kill.boba.fett.yet.

3 minutes ago, FlyingAnchors said:

They.do.not.need.to.kill.boba.fett.yet.

I mean in a torturous but also anticlimactic manner like getting thrown down a garbage chute like Brianne of Tarth. Something worthy of his status.