X-Wing Haiku Thread

By wurms, in X-Wing

Green blank faces,

Your opponent smiles,

trust no green dice.

Hope I got it right! :lol:

4 minutes ago, Toni Wan Kenobe said:

Green blank faces,

Your opponent smiles,

trust no green dice.

Hope I got it right! :lol:



Neither 5-7-5 or the 3-5-3 version, heh.

But what this thread has shown is that a surprisingly high number of people don't know how to count syllables. Maybe this is something that was dropped from basic education? I'd be interested if it's a generational difference.

Just now, AllWingsStandyingBy said:



Neither 5-7-5 or the 3-5-3 version, heh.

But what this thread has shown is that a surprisingly high number of people don't know how to count syllables. Maybe this is something that was dropped from basic education? I'd be interested if it's a generational difference.

Sorry, english is not my native tongue. Should have studied harder, then. :P

So to count syllables, you just figure out the number of vowel sounds you're pronouncing. Each vowel sound is one syllable.

For example, in the phrase 'let's count syllables,' we have five syllables: 'let's' (e), 'count' (ou), 'syl' (y), 'lab' (a), and 'les' (e, or more an 'ul' sound).

Toni, to take your example (no need to apologize, by the way! Out of curiosity, what was your first language?), we have:

Green blank faces (four syllables, green, blank, fa, ces ).

Your opponent smiles (five syllables, your, op, pon, ent, smiles , since of course we don't pronounce the last e )

Trust no green dice (four syllables, trust, no, green, dice ).

An English haiku wants five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third, or I guess 3-5-3 as well.

Edited by TheHumanHydra
1 minute ago, TheHumanHydra said:

So to count syllables, you just figure out the number of vowel sounds you're pronouncing. Each vowel sound is one syllable.

For example, in the phrase 'let's count syllables,' we have five syllables: 'let's' (e), 'count' (ou), 'syl' (y), 'lab' (a), and 'les' (e, or more an 'ul' sound).

Toni, to take your example (no need to apologize, by the way! Out of curiosity, what was your first language?), we have:

Green blank faces (four syllables, green, blank, fa, ces , perfect).

Your opponent smiles (five syllables, your, op, pon, ent, smiles , since of course we don't pronounce the last e )

Trust no green dice (four syllables, trust, no, green, dice , perfect).

Castilian spanish. Learned english as a second language, and I'll never be grateful enough I did. I've enjoyed countless RPG manuals (D&D first edition, alongside Expert, Companion, Master...), tv series and movies, comics, forums... I encourage learning a second, an even a third language if you can. Opens so many windows to knowledge... And fun!

TLTs: OP

BLTs: yummy yummy

bacon is so good.

6 hours ago, Toni Wan Kenobe said:

Castilian spanish. Learned english as a second language, and I'll never be grateful enough I did. I've enjoyed countless RPG manuals (D&D first edition, alongside Expert, Companion, Master...), tv series and movies, comics, forums... I encourage learning a second, an even a third language if you can. Opens so many windows to knowledge... And fun!

That's cool. Yeah, I enjoy languages. I have some French, living in Canada.

Just wanted to note I edited my post after you replied, as I too messed up the number of syllables in haiku lines. Lol.

Thread derailed again

syllable counting is lame

just write a haiku.

Roll red dice again

nothing ever shows on them

but this, blank blank blank

soontir met his match

he thought it was a ship not

Mandalorian

In Bossk's party bus

Greedo wasn't invited

Let the good times roll

All wings standing by

Well the canon ones atleast

E-Wing gets no love

Mustafar rain
Intensity! Focus you will
on duality

Edited by Zatoichi77

Omega Leader...

My Hate, Let me count thy ways

I can't count that high

Love T-70s

Tallon Rolls, K-Turns and Boost

Jess Pava: their queen.

Are you serious? / IG-2000 on TIE? / No, moron, you can't.

37 minutes ago, Jeff Wilder said:

Are you serious? / IG-2000 on TIE? / No, moron, you can't.

I'm not serious,

But the rules are really weird.

I do what I want!

I see six red dice.

Then seven. Then eight. Despair.

The dark side calls me.

Soontir was the best.

Then every card countered him.

Screw Fantasy Flight.

Tycho likes coffee

He drinks before every flight

To handle the stress

Darn Biggs Darklighter

Why so compellled to shoot you?

Shoild have brought ordnance

Edited by Pewpewpew BOOM

Old, Long forgotten:
Tales of first edition
Remembered by some.

This game takes ages!
A veteran remembers
Three deadeye torp scouts.

My TIE Defenders:
One shot, three dice, no Red Star
Not even Palp Crits. 😥

XX,YYY
TIE, TIE, TIE, TIE, TIE, TIE, TIE
New ed. is worth it.

Necroposting is
fun. Haikus from the past are
good. Fly casual (all*)!

*Depending on how you pronounce casual.

X Wing 1.0.

I counted all who miss you.

It was very few.

Nice necro. Reposting from an older faction description thread:

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Separatists (Main composition was different then):

Roger Roger rolling flood/

soulless sharing math/

a hateful sith hides

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Scum:

Hilarious chaos starts/

when selfish basterdz/

do janky shenanigans

Vonreg k-turned

Bullseye on the defender
Give strain or deplete token?

Boba boosts

Fearless in range 1

Kablooey!

In dark recesses

Fortune lurks, watching me roll

Blanks for you tough guy!

One dice roll

Determines the fate

Of all worlds

Palpatine again

More planet-killing big guns

Don’t you want planets?

Let’s make a fourth base

Fancier big super gun

Will work this time, I promise

Rey and Finn first time

On-screen chemistry very good

No black love, Disney?

Hyperspace list up

Where is my favorite stuff?

Why, FFG,why?

Want to play with toys

Never enough time for it

Family and job