Figure we can make a fun thread using Haiku's only. Write your Xwing related frustrations, battles, etc in haiku form.

Focus, Evade, Lock

My Lovely Lovely Actions

Too Bad I Am Stressed

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One Hull Left To Go

I Said Artoo Costs Too Much

I Go Home Early

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Hit Hit Crit, Booyah!

Autothrusters, Evade, Palp

Why Even Roll Dice?

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My list is so strong

I can only lose to bombs

First match is bombers

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Four and One Record

One More Win And I Get Dice

Paratannni? F***!

My last weekend, true story.

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Escalation plan
5 mindlink ships on my side
Smashed by Asajj last game

Building a new list

Vomit flavor in my mouth

Good scum list, it is

Y-ウイング
ひかり　てらす
光を照らす
ばくはつ
爆発だ！

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Romaji:

wai-uingu
hikari wo terasu
bakuhatsu da!

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Translation:

A Y-wing bomber
Radiating with bright light
It's an explosion!

These dice cannot fail

There is too much at stake now

Corran is removed

Soontir on a rock!

And no tokens shall he have

Next time I'll get good.

Woe to the meta

Of squadrons there are none

I want my game fun

Palp and x seven

Zuckuss and Manaroo nerf

Time for a new list

The TIE Fighter howls

recklessly seeking a kill

will live with a block

Academy Pilot

Disrespected too often

Killed Fel in Madrid

11 minutes ago, Arschbombe said:

Academy Pilot

Disrespected too often

Killed Fel in Madrid

Wonder how well that academy kid did on their tests

throw your seven dice

and laugh as I breathe vacuum

the Force will balance

4 hours ago, wurms said:

Focus, Evade, Lock

My Lovely Lovely Actions

Too Bad I Am Stressed

Yay, you are stressed.

Manaroo has the Attanni.

Focus, Focus, Lock

Facing hard counter,

I should not have won that match.

Three straight Direct Hits!

Green A-Wing so fast
Snaping and cracking with friends
Two red dice won't work

To you, the reader;
Why are you reading haiku?
You have to life.

I sit there shaking
Aces dancing through my swarm
One, two, three, gg

X-wings so noble
Falling, burning, from the sky
They're beautiful...

Streets chilly demand

Plano box

Ships in my hat

You skipped your attack

So I let you reroll it

I fly casual.

Keep your distance, but

Don’t look like you're trying to.

Fly casual, bro

4 hours ago, Astech said:

X-wings so noble
Falling, burning, from the sky
They're beautiful...

There are no better

Haiku to describe feelings

of X wing glory

Falcons, Outriders

Hawks, Fringers, Sympathizers

Smugglers steal the day

TIE Fighters deploy

Screaming to the enemy

Deadly formation

The Space Albatross

Drops a 6 dice cluster mine

As it SLAMs by me

Tokens For you

Tokens For Me

Oh Mindlink

How broken thou art.

Rexler Brath

Everyone laugh at you

Until your ability work

Laserfire rains hard
But I have a target lock
and you have no focus.


You're flying Vader?
Impressive, most impressive.
too bad you can't turn.

An Empire at need

Lens flare reflects off five wings

Rho Squadron arrives