Alchemical Problems IC RPG thread

By April, in Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG

Hellooooo! Zyi yells into the establishment.

We need some tasty beverages!

He pauses waiting for an answer, Kriff if I'm going to knock.

He continues:

.. And maybe some booze to go so we can feed our fiendish friends that have running amok a few ryloth cocktails.... If you know what I mean!!

This is a bar right?

He's extra careful not to put himself in front of that hole in the door.

Edited by TheShard

" Hello there Youngenz, This be Zquirboz, " Says a unique looking alien that looks like a cross between a Long haired Warthog and some kind of mop... he wears a pair of Large trousers, with suspenders, and a Large brimmed hat with corks.

" Your Not one of them Chompers are yeee?? "

He pets an abnormally large Bore scatter gun... but pours you each a glass of murky looking booze in jars.

He uses a large saucepan and dips it into a barrel and drinks it " ahhhh just like Mama used to make! Good Old Thermite infused Old Springtime Banther Killer "

" Drink up youngenz!!"

Edited by April

"Thermite infused? Sounds like you could have quite the party with this stuff," he said moments before drinking some followed by a little coughing. "Bit stronger than I was expecting, but not too bad."

4 minutes ago, LightningFox said:

"Thermite infused? Sounds like you could have quite the party with this stuff," he said moments before drinking some followed by a little coughing. "Bit stronger than I was expecting, but not too bad."

4 strain ( its harsh stuff )

"You're Cletus, we take it?" Yorik asked.

"Well, speaking of thermite, Irina sent us to get a few supplies on our way over to the Hutt Palace to end whatever this thing is that's taken over the village and hunted everyone. We've got a mission to purge these rakghouls and we're on our way to do just that."

(So I'm still on page 15 lol. I'm going to read to current on my break but I totally spaced that I have thermal goggles and a general scanner in my gear. Can I use that in the tunnels are is someone already providing scanner duty? Might help to narrow down some safe vs not so safe areas)

13 minutes ago, cybric2686 said:

(So I'm still on page 15 lol. I'm going to read to current on my break but I totally spaced that I have thermal goggles and a general scanner in my gear. Can I use that in the tunnels are is someone already providing scanner duty? Might help to narrow down some safe vs not so safe areas)

If your scanning the tunnels instead of going to see Cletus you can certainly do that basic difficulty 3 purples

14 minutes ago, Cartergame said:

"You're Cletus, we take it?" Yorik asked.

"Well, speaking of thermite, Irina sent us to get a few supplies on our way over to the Hutt Palace to end whatever this thing is that's taken over the village and hunted everyone. We've got a mission to purge these rakghouls and we're on our way to do just that."

" Yer gonna' End the Chomperz ?... Yezz'um... Cause that's not ma real name ... just you folks... can't pronounce it... and Only wayz I can zpeak bazic is like thiz...

Hmm Welp Mama Zaid Never let a Ztranger get Eaten on yer Firzt Introduction... Tell Ya Watz... You Take Me Wiv ya and Ill help ya Kill that there Big'un... And That there Mad fella... He Inzulted ma hozpitality.... Zo ??? How'z about it? "

"We'd be delighted to have you join us!" Yorik said in gleeful response. He then pointed to the cannon cradled in Cletus' arms. "You'd be the perfect guest and I think you have just the right kind of party favor for our ill tempered host..." Yorik then patted his own Heavy Blaster Rifle.

"As you can see, I like to carry my 'Confidence' around with me wherever I go also and I'm sure we'll all make a grand statement together. Yeah, the more the merrier for this party, I'm thinkin'..."

"Let's do it! Let me know if you need any help carrying anything and we'll head out asap!"

56 minutes ago, cybric2686 said:

Perception roll to see what we can use for a barricade

Not better than the previous roll - 2 success & 2 advantage

Scanner roll - I'm assuming this is a Perception roll? I'm going with the group but I'm scanning as we go

1 success and 2 threat

You find plenty of scrap to make some kind of improvised Spiked barricade.

45 minutes ago, Cartergame said:

"We'd be delighted to have you join us!" Yorik said in gleeful response. He then pointed to the cannon cradled in Cletus' arms. "You'd be the perfect guest and I think you have just the right kind of party favor for our ill tempered host..." Yorik then patted his own Heavy Blaster Rifle.

"As you can see, I like to carry my 'Confidence' around with me wherever I go also and I'm sure we'll all make a grand statement together. Yeah, the more the merrier for this party, I'm thinkin'..."

"Let's do it! Let me know if you need any help carrying anything and we'll head out asap!"

Cletus took of his hat and scratched his head.... " Wait ill go get the really Dangerouz ztuff... " he goes behind a curtain and you hear 'Kaboom!!!!' " Dam Varmit Chomperz " followed by several gunshots

He comes back with what looks like a barrel of what he considers to be the most dangerous Alcoholic beverage ever brewed...

It's so dangerous it has to be stabilized with a coolant just to stop it exploding

He flings it on his back and says " Whatz that there plan there ? "

(did the scanner pick up any lifeforms around? I'd be scanning for incoming ghouls as well as trying to see anything odd or that doesn't make sense with the lay out)

14 minutes ago, cybric2686 said:

(did the scanner pick up any lifeforms around? I'd be scanning for incoming ghouls as well as trying to see anything odd or that doesn't make sense with the lay out)

Nope nothing save from a large life sign..plus a few smaller ones in the Hutts palace, and the creature in the tavern

Edited by April

"Wait. There's one still alive in the tavern storeroom? Cletus, did you lock it in the freezer or something?"

"Let's head to the large life sign to take care of business. We can kill the smaller ones on the way into the Hutt's palace. Then, we can properly deal with the monster as I'm sure we all want to do.

HiI scanned the area right now I'm only strange reading was a large reading in the hutts palace so i think we've got some breathing room.

He stores the scanner and redraws his pistols just to be safe.

Turning

agreed. We're not paid enough for this. After the job were renegotiating before delivery to be sure

19 minutes ago, cybric2686 said:

HiI scanned the area right now I'm only strange reading was a large reading in the hutts palace plus a few smaller ones so i think we've got some breathing room.

He stores the scanner and redraws his pistols just to be safe.

Turning

agreed. We're not paid enough for this. After the job were renegotiating before delivery to be sure

10 hours ago, Cartergame said:

"Wait. There's one still alive in the tavern storeroom? Cletus, did you lock it in the freezer or something?"

"Let's head to the large life sign to take care of business. We can kill the smaller ones on the way into the Hutt's palace. Then, we can properly deal with the monster as I'm sure we all want to do.

" Chomper tried to steal my hooch! " He says .... " It's Dead now though "

He seems to be humming a merry tune loudly sniffing ever so often

17 hours ago, April said:

You find plenty of scrap to make some kind of improvised Spiked barricade.

I will help in setting up the barricade manually since my force roll was one ds point. Any roll needed?

22 minutes ago, jnrschulz said:

I will help in setting up the barricade manually since my force roll was one ds point. Any roll needed?

No ill allow it, just say where your setting it up though.

"We should be able to handle the big guy and the smaller ones, and remember we still need a smaller one alive. I'm not sure I want to storm the palace itself now with our forces divided though."

(OOC you have about 30 minutes of daylight left, Going to the Palace by foot will roughly take 5 minutes )

Zyi helps set up a few barricades and as the daylight wanes he turns to his team.

So do we call this good and move on now to the palace, or are we hunkering down here?

As Cletus pours another round of his explosive liquor, you here a flush come from the refresher. A lean looking Kel Dor steps outs. He seems initially surprised by the visitors to Squirbos, and he is clearly sauced. After a moment, he shakes his head and blinks, regaining his composure.

"Cletus, you didn't tell me we had guests," said the Kel Dor, as he turned to greet the two humans and the alien that stood before him. Must be a Pantoran, the Kel Dor thought to himself. Or maybe an Omwati.

"Sorry, where are my manners. Its been a few days since I've seen anyone other than Cletus here, or the occasional Chomper. I am Worra Kokru, Junior Magistrate of Trade of the New Taris System. And unfortunately, Cletus' only guest since this town fell to the wretched creatures. What has brought you lot to New Taris?"

Despite the smell of Cletus' booze emerging through the Kel Dor's mask, he seemed to be holding his liquor as best as he could.

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Hello! I'm playing as Worra Kokru , a Kel Dor Diplomat (Agitator) who came to New Taris with the intention of stirring up dirt on Gonothar to get the Hutt off his people's back, and instead discovered this mess. Looking forward to playing with you guys. It looks like an awesome campaign so far!

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Yorik nodded to the newcomer, "Well greetings to you, Worra Kokru, and we welcome you to join us as we bring closure on behalf of these good folk here on New Taris. We can certainly use the services of a good Diplomat as we're about to go forward with much more Aggressive Negotiations."

"Let's get those barricades up and move with a purpose to the Palace. It's only 5 minutes and I'd like to have sunlight in case we have to make a few more windows..."

Worra nods in agreement. "Yes, best to get them ready before nightfall. I wouldn't want to be wandering around outside when the kriffin' critters make this place into their feeding grounds." Worra goes to assist in the final preparations.

Well this place is just full of suprises! Kriff it, give me a laddle of that good stuff!

Seems like we are staying either way... fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag....

He turns to the Keldor sticks out his prosthetic hand for the Keldor to shake.

I'm Shard, Howdy.

We can talk more when we find ourselves alive and at sunrise.

Lets finish up here and take positions... I guess we are staying the night.

(can i make a mechanics check to provide improved barricades? I'd also like to make some ryloth cocktails)