Baron of the Empire vs CR 90...Just 2 milimeters away.

By Hexdot, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Off topic because this is simple a funny and exciting anecdote involving a tiny ship and the largest Epic one.

ATP Baron of the Empire, no shields left, Cluster Missiles loaded. Tantine executes a 2 left turn...just in front of the ATP. Not touching him by 2 mm. Carefull measuring the movement. David vs Goliath.

ATP survives Luke's firing against him. Gamma Veteran eats the CR 90 shields with Plasma Torps. Gemmer Sojan launches Prockets against the ATP...only one hit inflicted.

So a 1HP left ATP 2 mm away just in front of the Tantine IV. Clusters away. 3 Crits and 2 Hits vs the Corbette.

Next turn the ATP crashes against Ice Asteroid (house rule). Ship destroyed. House Rule...when a ship impacts one Ice Asteroid and is destroyed roll one dice. If Eye it explodes and every ship at range one suffers one Red dice. One more Crit vs the CR 90 and Dodonna is hit by debris.

Just for laughts.

Edited by Hexdot

That sounds like it was a blast! :rolleyes:

Haha! That's hysterical! I love it.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

When the ATP landed on that BIG rock I was praying to the Dice Gods asking for blood. When the little ba****d blew up I jumped.

Oeeeehhhh oeeeehhhh oeeeeehhhhh!

Then my team mate remembered we were playing under Ice Asteroids Scenario Special Rule. And when Dodonna reveived the Crit I was in complete silence. Ice cold...