Okay, so who's gonna record a cover of this?

And the Empire's cruisin' through the system

Rollin' red dice with Zertik Strom

And all the Sith lords are standing in the shadows

And the all the jedi are home with broken hearts.

The phrasing on the Red Dice line may need to be parsed to get the flow right.

I wanna glide down in the Phoenix Home Pelta

I wanna write Hera's name in the sky

This one is gold. Done!

And the Empire's cruisin' through the system

Rollin' red dice with Zertik Strom

And all the Sith lords are standing in the shadows

And the all the jedi are home with broken hearts.

The phrasing on the Red Dice line may need to be parsed to get the flow right.

Agreed. How about something like this...

And the Empire's cruisin' through the Galaxy

Shooting Valen down can be really hard

And all the Sith lords are standing in the shadows

And the all the jedi are home with broken hearts

I used two spynet tokens during a fleet ambush. I selected the ambush. I placed demo and my imp2. Then moved em with the spynet tokens. Completely ruined their fleet. Tabled on turn 3.

On 1/16/2017 at 10:17 AM, CaribbeanNinja said:

Agreed. How about something like this...

And the Empire's cruisin' through the Galaxy

Shooting Valen down can be really hard

And all the Sith lords are standing in the shadows

And the all the jedi are home with broken hearts

Doesn't System work better instead of Galaxy though, since the original word is Valley?

Also, I wish we could still fit Zerik in somewhere I just don't know where. He deserves a mention.

Yeah I have no idea why I changed it. Initially system. That works better.

Just brainstorming. Not sure on this one. Just trying to make more out of the Shaodws and Broken Hearts line.

And all the Sith Lords rollin red dice with Zerik

And all the Jedi are puttin Biggs in a ball

greeblehauling is when one plays armada and their fleet, hopes, and dreams get crushed by an utterly vile and dirty combo of some sort. and ben was certainly the first to do it. and he did it big.

2 hours ago, WuFame said:

Doesn't System work better instead of Galaxy though, since the original word is Valley?

Also, I wish we could still fit Zerik in somewhere I just don't know where. He deserves a mention.

How about;

I'm playin' Empire in my local C-C,

its just round three and all my ships are scarred

I hate my teammates, who snicker in the shadows

cuz those jerks took all the good upgrade cards~

Haha I like that one a lot. It gets my vote. Slight rewording may make it flow better though? What do you think?

Now I'm playing Empire in Corellian Campaign
It's round three and my ships are all scarred.

So I uh...I rewrote the whole song. I'm super bored at work today;

She's a good girl, loves Armada

loves waiting on her F-A-Q's

She's a good a girl, but she's playing rebels

and we have no clue what those new cards even do~

Engaged at long range? Well here's Captain Needa;

F*ck you H9's?! Who even uses that card?

Now I'm mad boy, cuz my red dice all miss her;

And my Demo's just debris in the stars

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

Now I'm playing Empire in Correllian Conflict,

It's round three, and my ships are all scarred

I hate my teammates. who snicker in the shadows,

cuz those jerks took all the good upgrade cards

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

I wanna drop Mithel down on her squadrons;

I wanna blow them out of the sky-

But her E-Wings sniped him like he's nothing

Gonna rage on the forums for awhile

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

Aaaand I killed the thread.

My B.

u made the thread! not litterally, but the full song is absolutely hilarious man. However, give those h9's some love, they helped win worlds haha.

10 hours ago, Madaghmire said:

So I uh...I rewrote the whole song. I'm super bored at work today;

She's a good girl, loves Armada

loves waiting on her F-A-Q's

She's a good a girl, but she's playing rebels

and we have no clue what those new cards even do~

Engaged at long range? Well here's Captain Needa;

F*ck you H9's?! Who even uses that card?

Now I'm mad boy, cuz my red dice all miss her;

And my Demo's just debris in the stars

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

Now I'm playing Empire in Correllian Conflict,

It's round three, and my ships are all scarred

I hate my teammates. who snicker in the shadows,

cuz those jerks took all the good upgrade cards

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

I wanna drop Mithel down on her squadrons;

I wanna blow them out of the sky-

But her E-Wings sniped him like he's nothing

Gonna rage on the forums for awhile

And I'm Greeeeeeb- Greeeeeb haulin' yeah I'm greeeeb, greeeeebhaulin~

Pure glory. Fifty points to you sir

Oh my God, Madaghmire. That's incredible.

12 hours ago, Chuntsinger said:

u made the thread! not litterally, but the full song is absolutely hilarious man. However, give those h9's some love, they helped win worlds haha.

Thanks man. I felt the same way about H9's but they were the only card I could come up with that might counter Needa and also fit the meter.

10 hours ago, GiledPallaeon said:

Pure glory. Fifty points to you sir

1 hour ago, WWPDSteven said:

Oh my God, Madaghmire. That's incredible.

Thanks guys!