Weak. I like this one better:
Oh, my.
The poor thing's fate was sealed.
That pun got my seal of approval.
I hope the others don't lose their heads over this thread.
Ahhhhh! Now they're rhyming the puns!!! Faster!!! Faster!!! Runnnn!!!!
"Puns to our aft!" The sailors cried, trying to keep afloat.
"Aft-ernoon," the thread replied, "what's this all a-boat?"
The rain reigned on, the helm fell off, the ocean waved goodbye,
The ship's rigging was rigged to blow, the storm squinted its eye.
The cook, alone, made it to shore - everything but the kitchen sank,
He took with him a load of crock, although his pots were dank.
What can be said of this sad tale, of the ship that God forsook?
The downpour was in torrents - but don't torrent, buy the book.
Edited by Herf Nerder
