Why I just can't watch the clone wars show.its the names....Wtf is with these names?

By Velvetelvis, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Savage opress?

Cancel?

Loathsome?

Did they just pick character designers from some mental hospital and tell them to pick a word from a randomly turned dictionary?

Star wars names should be stupid.i get it.

But not like...This stupid.

Can't blame them for sticking with Star Wars tradition.

Skywalker

Solo

Grievous

Maul

Sidious

Tyranus/Dooku

All names in Star Wars are pretty dumb... if we are being completely honest.

Now Transformers.... they have some pretty amazing names. Imagine Darth Galvatron?

Elan Sleazebaganno (drug dealer of "I don't want to sell you death sticks," fame.)

Mon Calamari is what someone had for lunch.

Ackbar = Snack Bar

Nien Nunb and Ten Numb were numbers on a packing slip.

The list is almost as long as the credits of the combined Star Wars movie and TV collection.

All names in Star Wars are pretty dumb... if we are being completely honest.

Now Transformers.... they have some pretty amazing names. Imagine Darth Galvatron?

Grimlock, Devastator, Frenzy, Starscream, Skullgrin, Ravage, Overkill...

At least no Cypher Raige.

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Effin' Cypher Raige... seriously? Makes Hyku Steeledge sound like a perfectly normal name.

Butterpants

I want a character named Butterpants

Well, they're not allowed to marry. Can you blame him?

That move is called "force choke".

Not "force choke the chicken"! :D

Darth Maul......

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Medieval Maul

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