I brought an Imperial fleet full of menacing-sounding words: star destroyers, Demolisher, Devastator, Instigator, Decimators, Warlord, the works.

Ben saw my list and built a hard counter: He simply put down as many My Little Ponies on the board as he could. He informed me that my ships had learned that friendship was magic and had put their days of fascist oppression behind them. He scooped up all the miniatures on the board and went home with them, claiming that my ships had no desire to return to their old lives. He was pretty convincing, so I let it fly. I still miss my ships sometimes, but I content myself by reminding myself they're in a better place now.

Classic Ben.

I heard Ben crews his ships with puppies so no one wants to shoot them down.

Ben and his effective puppy shields...

#I'mWithBen

#MakeArmadaGreatAgain

I heard Ben only tells only truths, but from a certain point of view.

Ben plays your 400 point rebel list with an 800 point Imperial list because it is "more authentic". Classic Ben.

Last time I played Ben he deployed his ISD's directly behind my fleet. When I started to object he said to me, "This works for both of us."

Ben removed all of the "Structural Damage' cards from his damage deck.

Classic Ben.

One time Ben showed up to a game with a squadronless fleet instead of a fighter heavy fleet. I knew he didn't like playing this list, but he's Ben so he likes winning. (Classic Ben).

Then he lost because his opponent was JJs Juggernaut.

Ben touched me a in a bad place. I need an adult.

With all the horrors that Ben has perpetrated on this community I think it may be time to start a support group. If all of those who've been victimized by Ben keep silent then this abuse will never end. If Ben has somehow wronged you please now is the time to act. Tell us your story, we're here to help you through this dark and tumultuous time. Only you can prevent Ben from killing Armada forever so please act now.

"Ben stabbed me in the chest with a lightsaber" - Han Solo

...haven't laughed this hard in a while...

Classic Ben.

Ben Bratsky

Ben actually flew a solitude Bright Hope, General Cracken, Major Devlin. Took 2nd player and won 10-1.

Classic Ben

Ben crushed my fleet last night using a fat Han and rolling Edge of Empire rpg dice. I voiced my complaints, which he remarked was my expected part of the narrative.

Then my mom fixed us pancakes. I don't like the way she looks at him.

Classic Ben

I played Ben on vassal. Suddenly vassal dice weren't vassal dice. I think he was running on Linux.

Classic Ben

Ben didn't deploy a fleet

He used the asteroids instead.

I think he was running on Linux.

Factually incorrect.

I am completely convinced that I am the only person running Armada Vassal on Linux...

Ben once told his opponent he could place one of his hyperspace assault tokens up his opponent's butt, to which his opponent applied, "Ben that's against the ru...."

I think he was running on Linux.

Factually incorrect.

I am completely convinced that I am the only person running Armada Vassal on Linux...

That's what Ben wants you to think.

Ben may move engaged squadrons.

I've often seen Ben bump his ship slightly with the maneuver tool when slotting it in to avoid collisions.

I've also seen Ben measure the distance between squadrons with a quantum microscope to prove that his fighters are not engaged.

Ben doesn't play General Rieekan, General Rieekan uses Ben

Ben doesn't go to tournaments but still wins all the swag.

Look out Juggernaut, Ben will steal your World Champ without even attending.

I've often seen Ben bump his ship slightly with the maneuver tool when slotting it in to avoid collisions.

I've heard that Ben has quite the man tool himself.

Nice beard, well hung.

That's Ben for you.

Ben refers to the rules as merely a guideline.

Classic Ben