Don't read this sentence!

Or this one!

Spoiler!

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Your theory is utter garbage and it reads like someone is off their medication.

Vader is not Norwegian, Vader is a Dutch word.

... Maude Snoke, Elizabeth Snoke, David Snoke, Alfred Snoke, Kate L Snoke,

Clandine Snoke, Harry A Snoke, Kate L Snoke, Walter Snoke, Jessie Snoke,

Russell Snoke Jr, ...on-and-on.

Snoke is JarJar

(Seriously, nobody knows how Gungans look like when they get old)

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2015: A new villain was introduced to the Star Wars Universe. Snoke had no connections to any previously existing character.

2025: The Force Awakens is released as a special edition where Snoke is retconned to be Ezra Bridger.

2028: After suffering a straight twelve quarters of diminishing sales following the reveal of "New Snoke," Lucasfilm releases another edition of The Force Awakens advertising the return to "Classic Snoke."

If Ezra is Snoke, then that means that Rey is Snoke's daughter, because she's Ezra and Sabine's daughter, which also makes her Obi-Wan's granddaughter, since Sabine is his daughter.

Vader wasn't hinting at "father"; Lucas chose the name because it sounded cool. It was long after Star Wars was released in theaters that he decided on the "Vader is Luke's father" relationship.

Jeez, Star Wars geeks, pick up the Secret History of Star Wars.

Snoke is older than Ezra because he was around to see the Empire at its creation. Ezra was born the same day as the Empire was declared so can't remember it being created unless he 'remembers' stuff like Leia. Or George Lucas.

Sigh ...

If I try just a little, I can prove 0=1. Fun exercise, but pointless in the long run ...

Me thinks you tried too hard ...

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**Spoiler Warning**

Snoke = Ezra. Smothered in clues and subtle hints.

Snoke is not a Sith in the proper sense, because though Ezra's time with Maul has given him (Snoke) an interesting perspective of both Jedi (Kanan) and Sith (Maul) instruction and knowledge, Snoke is not a Jedi or a Sith.

Just as "Vader" was a hint at "father," Snoke is Norwegian for "snoop," and Ezra is a curious individual, always want to uncover and learn and understand, even that which he should not. His curiosity and his need to meddle is his fault. His morbid curiosity draws him down paths he should not tread, but he can't help poking and snooping about (the Jedi Temple, the holocrons, Maul's experiences and stories, etc. ....). Ezra is also an obvious anagram for "raze," which means to completely destroy an area, and more importantly "Bridger" is a rough Norwegian anagram for "ask both," not to mention that "Bridger" itself implies someone who builds a bridge between two things (e.g. a bridge between the Jedi and the Sith ways, a well-intentioned but doomed effort to connect the Light and the Dark). Perhaps even that Ezra will "raze" the "bridge" between light and dark by unbalancing the Force and casting it into Darkness.

Also, Ezra is a figure from Judaism, also known as "Ezra the Scribe" because he was fluent in two languages (Jedi and Sith knowledge?) and returned to Babylon as an exile in an effort to reunite his people through his wisdom (the re-unification of the Light and Dark Side?). Babylon itself has some interesting mythological symbolism, given the Tower of Babel. This parable was inspired by the Etemenaki built by the King of Babylonia. For those unfamiliar, the Tower of Babel was a prideful attempt by a leader to build a tower so tall and mighty it would reach the heavens, but the effort fails because the workers are made to speak different, incompatible languages (the hubris of attempting to have Jedi and Sith principles, which are unltimately incompatible, combined to lead toward great and unlimited power?)

Well played, LFL, well-played.

Thanks, this was a fun read, and the rest of this thread also - made me cry from laughter.

And please, there are some posters who need a stick removed from somewhere.. just smile and enjoy the SW universe..

Sabine is Snoke. She has to be in every ship but when she realized she could never fly every ship, she decided to own every ship. Thus began her long dark path to lead the New Order. The name refers to all her new orders for ships. Tie/sf, Tie/fo and so on. In that way a little bit of Sabine lives on in all of us. #spoilers

Snoke.

Smoke.

Roke.

Roark.

Snoke is Roark Garnet!

This thread is so much fun. Keep it coming.

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Fact:

Snoke is a surviving Ewok after the fall out on Endor's Moon from the second Death Star. Some even say Wicket. (His ears were surgically reattached.) The Death Star posed no danger to the Moon itself, he felt betrayed by the Rebels. He is out for revenge on the Republic.

You have never seen an Ewok shaved before have you? Looks just like Snoke.

A Google image search of snoke has some funny ones. Snoke is the death star..

Best theory I've read so far... Cronal.

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Benghazi.... Hillary Clinton left people to die there.

Hillary.... Wanted pokemon to "go to the polls."

go.... in spanish is Va.

Va.... Chevrolet released a car called the Nova.

Nova... Luke's line about the death star going super nova was cut.

Luke and cut..... Luke got his hand cut off on bespin...

Which means....

Snoke is the result of regrowing Luke's hand mixed with part of Darth Vader DNA, which why he can remember the clone wars. Snoke confirmed to be lukes hand.

That deserves a bump....

...A fist bump...

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Snoke is an anagram for Ewoks if the N was a W.

There are 8 letters between N and W in the alphabet.

The next film is episode 8 where Snoke's true identity will be revealed.

Snoke is an Ewok.

I honestly am shocked that I read this far.

Bravo forums.

Bravo

Double post, but why not at this point.

Snoke sounds like smoke.

You know who smokes? Pilots who get blown up.

Snoke trained Kylo Ren in the ways of the Dark Side.

And you know how getting blown the F*** up can change your perspective.

So instead of Biggs Darklighter, Biggs became a DARKSIDER!!

After his "death" at the hands of Darth Vader his ghost felt the power of the dark side.

The great shock of his death turned him into a dark side energy ghost.

He felt a great pull to a clone body already teeming with dark side energy.

It was a clone of Palpatine. It took Biggs years to travel across space and time to inhabit the new host.

As the force would have it Biggs inhabited the Palpatine clone body soon after the battle of Endor and Before the real Palpatine could transcend himself. Biggs immediately destroyed all other clone bodies and convinced his commanders that he was Palpatine's reincarnation.

To avoid confusion and political controversy Biggs adopted the name Snoke.

Wave 13 Crew

Snoke Biggs. Attackers must attack your ship regardless of opportunity, range, firing arc, or if it's a combat round at all. If the ship this crew is on would be destroyed you may instead trade Snoke Biggs for any other crew card. 3 points.

Snoke is an anagram for Ewoks if the N was a W.

There are 8 letters between N and W in the alphabet.

The next film is episode 8 where Snoke's true identity will be revealed.

Snoke is an Ewok.

I think this thread is just a snoke screen.

You have never seen an Ewok shaved before have you? Looks just like Snoke.

Having only seen him on a holo-cast, I like the idea that he's yoda-sized or smaller, wizard of oz style....