...no wonder the Empire/First Order is desperately building Death Star after Death Star. These must be the most poorly designed ships ever. (and no, I'm not impressed with the twice as big First Order version either, with 1 Tie-fighter managing to destroy its main guns)
So I just saw the movie, and while generally I thought it was okey but not great (a meagre 7, if I were to rate it) one thing specifically disappointed me: the space battle.
For those not seen the movie but not caring about spoilers, the final part of the movie is the space battle where the Rebel fleet attacks a planetary shield gate in orbit of a planet, guarded by 2 Imperial Star Destroyers.
Those two Star Destroyers seem to do very little, except for launching fighters. A small squad of about 3-4 (surviving) Y-wings then disables one Star Destroyer entirely with a handful of ion bombs. It remains disabled for the rest of the battle.
In one rare starwars moment where Tie-fighters actually seem to do well, right after the orbital gate facility finally decides to launch its fighters (like halfway into the battle, did the station officers forget they had fighters in their hangar?) we see X-wings getting destroyed left and right, and the Tie-Fighters apparently do heavy damage to the Rebel fleet as it is announced shields are at half strength. The still functional Star Destroyer still doesn't do much on screen, but we can assume or at least hope it is firing on the rebel ships without destroying anything so far but some X-wings.
Then the Rebel admiral, a military mastermind of unequal magnitude, performs a masterstroke. He orders a tiny hammerhead corvette (which apparently is constructed as a battering ram) to ram the side of the disabled ISD. In a moment that defies non-starwars logic, the tiny corvette burrows itself into the side of the disabled 1.000 times heavier Star Destroyer taking pretty much no visible damage but ripping a sizeable chasm in the Star Destroyer's flank. (Hey its just like in Armada where a tiny corvette trades 1-1 damage to a rammed/ramming ISD!)
Then, in a moment that defies even starwars logic, the lodged hammerhead corvette activates its thrusters to push the disabled Star Destroyer against the still functional Star Destroyer hoovering next to it, causing the still functional Star Destroyer to be literally sliced in half....Yes this actually happens. Somehow.
Naturally the Imperial officers, engaged in a sampling of exotic teas, showed no iniatitive or even reaction until the collision was like 2 seconds away from happening.
Only when Vader hyperspace jumps his personal Star Destroyer in the middle of the Rebel fleet, at point plank range, and at the exact same time where they attempt to hyperspace out and thus don't fire back, we finally see a Star Destroyer that manages to destroy one or two small ships and by some miracle disables the already battered rebel capital ship, while allowing the other 20 or so ships to escape unharmed. In fact, with the Rebel fleet already having destroyed 2 Star Destroyers without loosing a single ship, judging by their track record if they hadn't hyperspaced out they would have been more than able to destroy Vader and his Star Destroyer.
We can draw several conclusion from this scene. Firstly, the Empire has not only skimped on expensive paint, which is why we are stuck with Imperial White for all our ships, apparently they also skimped on hull armour. Wat looks like hull plating is apparently only a mere centimeter thick unhardened iron purchased from Alihutta-express on last year's black friday. Yes it was listed as Durasteel, but at 1% of the price of real durasteel, did you really think it was legit?
Secondly, besides inheriting the british accent, imperial officers apparently have also inherited the British need for regular tea-time regardless of the circumstances. 15:00 is tea-time, mid-battle or not! Rebel scum.
Edited by Lord Tareq