Fun With X-Wing in Holiday Retail

By MortalPlague, in X-Wing Off-Topic

I work in retail, selling cameras and electronics. Holidays are a crazy time, so to spice things up, I decided to see how many X-Wing card names I could slip into my interactions with customers. Here's what I managed.

Advanced Sensors

Extra Munitions

Push The Limit (my customer repeated it back to me!)

Saboteur

Engine Upgrade

Enhanced Scopes

Weapons Failure

Opportunist

Hull Upgrade

Direct Hit

Outmaneuver

Maneuvering Fins

Academy Pilot

Expert Handling (twice)

I'll Show You The Dark Side

Proton Bomb

Experimental Interface

Expose

Tractor Beam

I was hoping to work in 'Proton Torpedoes' or 'Heavy Laser Cannon', but an appropriate opening didn't come up. Still, made the day pass nice and quick. :)

Without looking at all the cards, snap shot seems like it should have been an easy one for you ... very neat idea tho

Fun, and Holiday retail do not belong in the same sentence.