What's the worst upgraded squadron you could make?

By flyboymb, in X-Wing

Trying to think of some joke squadrons that I could play during some casual games. Pretty much the type of thing that would immediately raise an eyebrow of my opponent. Added bonus if I actually win the game with them.

Jek Porkins (28) Rage, R4-D6

Tycho Celchu (33) Draw their Fire, AWTP, Expose CR, EU

Horton Salm (39) ABT, APT, BTLA4, Lightning Reflexes, EM, R2-D6, TC

I figure we try so hard to find weaknesses in the current meta, why not take a break from the competitive aspect of X-Wing and do something silly and fun?

Edited by flyboymb

Whisper w/,Expose, Vader, Electronic Baffle.

Fel's Wrath with Hull Upgrade.

You missed Dash w/ Outrider and Tractor Beam.

3x Royal Guard Ties with Expose, title, Vectored Thrusters and Engine Upgrade

4x HWKs with Gunner and Munition Failsafe

(Rest for initiative bid)

Dash Rendar (58)
YT-2400 Freighter (36), Opportunist (4), Tractor beam (1), XX-23 S-thread Tracers (1), Luke Skywalker (7), Outrider (5), Smuggling Compartment (0), Inertial Dampeners (1), Experimental Interface (3)

Jan Ors (41)
HWK-290 (25), Opportunist (4), Gunner (5), Moldy Crow (3), Engine Upgrade (4)

And 1 point for Initiative bid. ;)

4 naked Phantoms (the Imperial ones). If your opponent's eyebrow doesn't go up, nothing will succeed.

On a more frivolous note, here is a ship i am dying to try.

Tomax Bren

Lightning Reflexes

TIE Mk. II

Advanced Proton Torpedoes

Extra Munitions

Outrider with the Tractor Beam sounds totally lulzworthy.

Suicide Whisper is nice too.

Tomax though... I dunno it almost sounds like it would... work.

But then again it's an ordnance character so what the heck I'll take it.

4 naked Phantoms (the Imperial ones). If your opponent's eyebrow doesn't go up, nothing will succeed.

This is actually a viable list. Takes a lot of skill to fly, but I've played against it and it is nasty.

If you had anything other than the APTs

Outrider with the Tractor Beam sounds totally lulzworthy.

Suicide Whisper is nice too.

Tomax though... I dunno it almost sounds like it would... work.

But then again it's an ordnance character so what the heck I'll take it.

If you had anything other than APTs on Tomax i would be inclined to agree with you.