So, still newer to the game and am playing a "turkey" tourney next week. The idea is standard 100 point build with a 37 point turkey ship or ships.....you give that to your opponent to fly against you. Looking for ideas on the turkey ship.......the worse the better, the turkey must be imperial as I am flying a palp defender build......looking forward to others ideas....

Hmm. I could only make my turkey 31 points.

"Fel's Wrath" (23)
Shield Upgrade (4)
Engine Upgrade (4)
Royal Guard TIE (0)

Total: 31

Edit: Here is an actual 37 point stinker.

Bounty Hunter (33)
Flight Instructor (4)
Long-Range Scanners (0)
Slave I (0)

Total: 37

37 Outer Rim Scout (27), Flight Instructor (4), Leia Organa (4), Stygium Particle Accelerator (2)

There, you will struggle to spend 37 points any worse than that.

EDIT - D'oh, just read "Imperial only". I'll be back in 5 minutes.

lol, thanks.

Here's a real stinker.

Major Rhymer 26 (37)

-Tie Shuttle 0

-Flight Instructor 4

-Saboteur 2

-Expose 4

-Munitions Failsafe 1

Major Rhymer is over priced even when you use his over-priced abillity. So let's pay another point for nothing with munitions fail-safe. Let's give him something to do by adding a saboteur. I hear expose isn't bad (lol). How about a flight instructor? With these powers combined, I present to you this monstrosity.

Dace Bonearm

Stealth Device

Blaster turret

Flight instructor

Hot shot blaster.

37 points poorly spent without any being exactly useless. More in the spirit of the game, in my interpretation anyway.

Sounds delightfully awful.

Shadow Squadron Pilot

Enhanced Scopes

Engine Upgrade

Ysanne Isard

36 points of useless. Guaranteed to melt, and shouldn't get any attacks, either. If only i could have had Expose on this.

these are awesome. i thought about putting vader on a super low hit point ship like the phantom.....

TIE Bomber: · Tomax Bren (24)

Expose (4)

· Experimental Interface (3)

TIE Shuttle (0)

· Darth Vader (3)

Tail Gunner (2)

Only thing that kind of sorta counts as a help is 3 attack dice from expose but then you have 1 agility so should break apart pretty quick. Vader may help a bit but with only 6 haul he may get used once. Tail Gunner and EI are completely useless here

"Redline" (27)

- EU (4)

- Sensor Jammer (4)

- Extra Munitions (2)

Wild Space Fringer (30)

Tractor Beam (1)

Tactical Jammer (1)

Outrider (5)

Total: 37

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Sigma squadron pilot:

Targeting Coordinator (4)

Engine upgrade (4)

Sensor Jammer (4)

A truly stupendous waste of points!!

Or, again using Major Rhymer as our poor poor turkey:

Major Rhymer: 37

Tie shuttle (0)

Experimental Interface (3)

Targeting Coordinator (4)

Flight Instructor (4)

Both of these make use of the fact that Targeting Coordinator is not, in fact, Huge Only

Any ideas with a ship like interceptor, a fragile ship with no protection....soontir sucks without palp, stealth and a push to cause the free focus right......

The issue with an Interceptor is that there aren't enough slots to deck out a pilot properly to 37 points of trash. The more expensive pilots also have the best abilities.

Maybe Turr:

Turr Phennir

Expose

TIE MK.II

Targeting Computer

Anyone got any quick scum ideas, considering flying asajj, I do not own a hawk.....

Knave Squadron Pilot — E-Wing (27)
Enhanced Scopes (1)
Extra Munitions (2)
R5-D8 (3)
Shield Upgrade (4)

Ship Total: 37