Is it just me or does it seem that common sense is lacking in Terrinoth?

WHO builds a village at the bottom of a river valley that can be dammed up by two great big dwarven gates, without asking... "Can those gates be closed? Should we maybe break those gates, in case someone tries to close them?"

My favourite moment though?

Master zombie with 1 HP left taunts a bare handed monk from behind elevation lines.

"I've got a black die if you attack me, neener neener neener"

Secret formula karate chop!

OL dice results on brown and black die: 6 shield

Result from blue and green die: 2 heart 1 surge (+2 damage from secret formula,) range 3

"4, Pierce 3" says I.

Master Zombie croaks.

What are your best/worst moments from Chains?