Once at a tournament, one of my opponents was narrating all happenings on the table... and he played at a fast pace. I kinda enjoyed it, like a radio program and I never forgot an action/ability/effect as a result of his voice-over antics...
But he was so zippy he couldn't help, every single time, to point out my templates after my dial was revealed- narrating "Here is your 2-straight..." My templates weren't messy- they were half-organized in a little stack. Kinda got hilarious after awhile. I don't mind some one pointing out where my gear is but wait at least 3 seconds.