Hi, my name is caver and im a wargamer(mostly)

I would totally jump into TI3 if i find it at a reasonable price(with shipping taken into account). In the mid time im just wondering, how would you describe the TI races, in a funny or serious way?

I for example describe the Emirates like my president's(Mauricio Macri) race, because he is called #MacriGato(which translates to Macri cat) and i instead call him #MacriLeon(macri lion), so a race of antropomhorpical Lions whose colour is yellow(same as my presidents political party) tends to just feel like im playing with him jajaja

Anyway, what are the ways you would describe the races?