Of course you don't live in igloos. It's log cabins on Canada, isn't it?
No, that's Alaskans! Canadians live in ice huts!
BACON
Yeah. And i ride my polar bear to school.
Wait a minute, I thought it was moose you rode? Or beavers, one of the two.
Yeah. And i ride my polar bear to school.
That would be cool, yeah.
You guys got it. I also drink bottles of maple syrup.
Knew it! You're like Buddy the Elf!
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