http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html

Ukrainian city elects Palpatine to city council.

Blue lightning for everyone!

That's hilarious. At least Palpatine doesn't pretend NOT to be a despotic tyrant.

I doubt this is just a small local look at the current attitude of folks to their current offerings for elected leaders.

All goes as I have foreseen.

the related artilce at the bottom is just as awesome. a aguy in a chewbacca costume gets arrested...then growls and refuses to pay a 5 quid fine.

(pretty sure quids are pounds....sterlings....farthings...something similar. )

Something tells me there's going to be a Russian blockade of Odessa in the near future.

Must..not..make...obvious...Trump...joke!

Must..not..make...obvious...Trump...joke!

Choices:

Hillary.

Trump.

I choose.....

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.

(Seriously, this is the campaign flyer my family has in our window. This election is like a picking which clown you want to be king; you want the funny one or the scary one? And since presidents act like dictators these days passing Executive Orders on everything and custom-picking their favorites to serve life terms in the court it is basically pick-your-own-king)

Must..not..make...obvious...Trump...joke!

Choices:

Hillary.

Trump.

I choose.....

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.

(Seriously, this is the campaign flyer my family has in our window. This election is like a picking which clown you want to be king; you want the funny one or the scary one? And since presidents act like dictators these days passing Executive Orders on everything and custom-picking their favorites to serve life terms in the court it is basically pick-your-own-king)

The Simpsons predicted this with that one Halloween ep in wich Kang and Kodos both ran for president.

And I'm forced to think of the the AvP tagline: "whoever wins, we loose."

But let's steer this away from getting to political.

So if you had to choose: wich Sith lord would you vote for?

Hmmmmm....

For the EU, I think I'd choose Darth Vectivus.

And for the Disneyverse, I think I'd choose Vos if he counts and Dooku if he doesn't.

If you're going to elect a tyrannical leader, choose one with style right? Vectivus is a man of taste and power, with a cool enough head to keep "good"; Vos is just cool, and Dooku is aristocratic.

I'd pick Darth Tallon because equal rights she looks hot.

This is great thread. Considering that whenever we have an election in my area, i always look for the Rhinoceros Party, the Pirate Party, and the like, this is truly hilarious. I wish that we could have such fun political candidates.

This is great thread. Considering that whenever we have an election in my area, i always look for the Rhinoceros Party, the Pirate Party, and the like, this is truly hilarious. I wish that we could have such fun political candidates.

Nothing against the pirate party. They shall rule iceland the coming years and make Iceland great again. In Context that Iceland's economy is 30% internet spaceships, 30% fish and 30% oil it even makes sense. ;-)

I'd pick Darth Tallon because equal rights she looks hot.

There's an ummm .. adult feature film that you might find relevant to your interests. I'm not going to link to it but even with rudimentary Google-fu skills .. you'll find your bounty.

I'd pick Darth Tallon because equal rights she looks hot.

There's an ummm .. adult feature film that you might find relevant to your interests. I'm not going to link to it but even with rudimentary Google-fu skills .. you'll find your bounty.

I've seen it. Honestly with Darth Talon, the challenge is finding non -porno/R34/NSFW pictures of her.

As far as movie-inspired pron goes, I prefer the XXX batman spoof that had a genuily funny joker ("Guess she took two in the back!") and a better Bane than the original movie.

Eh, Darth Talon wouldn't be the first politician with one of those videos in her past.