In memorium of Paragoombaslayer... FAQ addition

By Kdubb, in X-Wing

Because there is obviously too much optimism with this new FAQ, figured we needed a little PGS commentary, so I will do my best impersonation:

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Biggs nerfed for Rebels. Scouts nerfed for Scum. Imperial cry babies aren't even touched.

Hope everyone is excited for even more dominant Palp builds with Palp's training wheels auto evade which saves Soontir from a 4 dice torpedo shot even when all he rolls is blank blank blank focus. But who cares about that now because he wont even need to evade shots like that with torp scouts gone. Now Palp can be used for hyper offense to add a free crit to cripple your Scyks which will still be garbage by the way. Just another band-aid FFG "fix" that doesn't even solve the real problem. Worlds will be great with Palp in every top 8 list or at least you should all enjoy that since you all need Palp to play competitively. Make him epic only and make Tarkin non-Epic and that fixes everything instead of this ****. At least Torp scouts took some skill to play and made the game better. And even though I call you babies for flying Palp Aces/Defenders I'm going to fly them too just to prove how easy they are to win with.

Oh and **** Dash.

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Edited by Kdubb

I was actually thinking of him when I saw the tournament rules. Both players are responsible for board state.

do we really need another paragoomba?

he contributed nothing but salt.

Holy crap, did he come back from the dead and posses you?!?

I was wondering where he's been. Forum banned? Took saltiness somewhere else?

:lol:

I would rather have read a PGS comment where he says all of that, then this pointless post...

PGS should have had his own podcast. Then there would be at least one worth listening to.

How was Biggs nerfed?

Both players are responsible for board state.

But that still doesn't really change anything. Not unless you can prove that one side noticed something and didn't say anything.

I miss PGS. I've noticed that I spend a lot less time here since he was banned.

How was Biggs nerfed?

You no longer can be forced to use a different weapon if the one you picked can't target Biggs.

I was wondering where he's been. Forum banned? Took saltiness somewhere else?

Ya he got the axe. Now he is negative karma'd to death on the subreddit. Poor guy.

I would rather have read a PGS comment where he says all of that, then this pointless post...

Don't worry. I will try to make a constructive post later today to make up for this. Please forgive me...

Heh, yeah, he'd make that claim, and he's argument would be full of holes as usual.

I was wondering where he's been. Forum banned? Took saltiness somewhere else?

Ya he got the axe. Now he is negative karma'd to death on the subreddit. Poor guy.

Not sure how many of you actually met/played against the guy. I didn't realize it was him til someone pointed it out and it all made sense. Needless to say, the game wasn't very enjoyable. Especially when he hard critiqued my list afterwards. I can take constructive criticism, but it wasn't anywhere near "constructive."

Because there is obviously too much optimism with this new FAQ, figured we needed a little PGS commentary, so I will do my best impersonation:

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Biggs nerfed for Rebels. Scouts nerfed for Scum. Imperial cry babies aren't even touched.

Hope everyone is excited for even more dominant Palp builds with Palp's training wheels auto evade which saves Soontir from a 4 dice torpedo shot even when all he rolls is blank blank blank focus. But who cares about that now because he wont even need to evade shots like that with torp scouts gone. Now Palp can be used for hyper offense to add a free crit to cripple your Scyks which will still be garbage by the way. Just another band-aid FFG "fix" that doesn't even solve the real problem. Worlds will be great with Palp in every top 8 list or at least you should all enjoy that since you all need Palp to play competitively. Make him epic only and make Tarkin non-Epic and that fixes everything instead of this ****. At least Torp scouts took some skill to play and made the game better. And even though I call you babies for flying Palp Aces/Defenders I'm going to fly them too just to prove how easy they are to win with.

Oh and **** Dash.

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Are you aware what made Palpaces so out of control was the presence of the UBoats? UBoats were predating on the predators of Palpaces. Now the UBoats out of the way, the old predators of Palpaces will come back, keeping them in check.

Because there is obviously too much optimism with this new FAQ, figured we needed a little PGS commentary, so I will do my best impersonation:

_____________________________________________

Biggs nerfed for Rebels. Scouts nerfed for Scum. Imperial cry babies aren't even touched.

Hope everyone is excited for even more dominant Palp builds with Palp's training wheels auto evade which saves Soontir from a 4 dice torpedo shot even when all he rolls is blank blank blank focus. But who cares about that now because he wont even need to evade shots like that with torp scouts gone. Now Palp can be used for hyper offense to add a free crit to cripple your Scyks which will still be garbage by the way. Just another band-aid FFG "fix" that doesn't even solve the real problem. Worlds will be great with Palp in every top 8 list or at least you should all enjoy that since you all need Palp to play competitively. Make him epic only and make Tarkin non-Epic and that fixes everything instead of this ****. At least Torp scouts took some skill to play and made the game better. And even though I call you babies for flying Palp Aces/Defenders I'm going to fly them too just to prove how easy they are to win with.

Oh and **** Dash.

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Are you aware what made Palpaces so out of control was the presence of the UBoats? UBoats were predating on the predators of Palpaces. Now the UBoats out of the way, the old predators of Palpaces will come back, keeping them in check.

Hush, the entire point of a PGS post is to avoid reasoned counter arguments, while endlessly bemoaning everything.

Because there is obviously too much optimism with this new FAQ, figured we needed a little PGS commentary, so I will do my best impersonation:

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Biggs nerfed for Rebels. Scouts nerfed for Scum. Imperial cry babies aren't even touched.

Hope everyone is excited for even more dominant Palp builds with Palp's training wheels auto evade which saves Soontir from a 4 dice torpedo shot even when all he rolls is blank blank blank focus. But who cares about that now because he wont even need to evade shots like that with torp scouts gone. Now Palp can be used for hyper offense to add a free crit to cripple your Scyks which will still be garbage by the way. Just another band-aid FFG "fix" that doesn't even solve the real problem. Worlds will be great with Palp in every top 8 list or at least you should all enjoy that since you all need Palp to play competitively. Make him epic only and make Tarkin non-Epic and that fixes everything instead of this ****. At least Torp scouts took some skill to play and made the game better. And even though I call you babies for flying Palp Aces/Defenders I'm going to fly them too just to prove how easy they are to win with.

Oh and **** Dash.

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Are you aware what made Palpaces so out of control was the presence of the UBoats? UBoats were predating on the predators of Palpaces. Now the UBoats out of the way, the old predators of Palpaces will come back, keeping them in check.

Hush, the entire point of a PGS post is to avoid reasoned counter arguments, while endlessly bemoaning everything.

And throw in some hate for turrets, along with insults directed at anyone that has ever played a PWT ship or an Outrider. Then, you must insult all who disagree. You must do this even if turrets had nothing to do with the subject at hand.

Classic!

Because there is obviously too much optimism with this new FAQ, figured we needed a little PGS commentary, so I will do my best impersonation:

_____________________________________________

Biggs nerfed for Rebels. Scouts nerfed for Scum. Imperial cry babies aren't even touched.

Hope everyone is excited for even more dominant Palp builds with Palp's training wheels auto evade which saves Soontir from a 4 dice torpedo shot even when all he rolls is blank blank blank focus. But who cares about that now because he wont even need to evade shots like that with torp scouts gone. Now Palp can be used for hyper offense to add a free crit to cripple your Scyks which will still be garbage by the way. Just another band-aid FFG "fix" that doesn't even solve the real problem. Worlds will be great with Palp in every top 8 list or at least you should all enjoy that since you all need Palp to play competitively. Make him epic only and make Tarkin non-Epic and that fixes everything instead of this ****. At least Torp scouts took some skill to play and made the game better. And even though I call you babies for flying Palp Aces/Defenders I'm going to fly them too just to prove how easy they are to win with.

Oh and **** Dash.

_____________________________________________

Are you aware what made Palpaces so out of control was the presence of the UBoats? UBoats were predating on the predators of Palpaces. Now the UBoats out of the way, the old predators of Palpaces will come back, keeping them in check.

Oh man this reminds me of that one guy who wrote in-universe fiction of war for XWMG.

Anybody know what happened to that amazing man?

His in lore story about why "Fat Han" was a thing and how the empire dealt with it was really cool.

This actually makes me miss wonderwaaaaaugh.

I think we will see again the infamous 4 TLT Ywing lists... and I hate It. I have enough Y-wings and TLT cards to fly that list, but I prefer to FUN and think my movements in place of just move and throw dices because I am sure I will be able to fire every round.

I think we will see again the infamous 4 TLT Ywing lists... and I hate It. I have enough Y-wings and TLT cards to fly that list, but I prefer to FUN and think my movements in place of just move and throw dices because I am sure I will be able to fire every round.

probably

good time to dig out Poe again, slap on pattern analyzers, and have at it :P

Failure: You didn't use the term "hugbox" even once.