New Official Rogue One Poster

By patox, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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Who else finds this amusing?

We need captions:

  • The dreaded Imperial Storm-the-beach-troopers
  • "Man, I hope plastoid doesn't rust."
  • "Who's totally stoked for the clam-bake meet-and-greet tonight"
  • Origin Story: Princess Leia's Bikini
  • Up Surf. Big Go or Home Go.

I'm writing those troopers up I don't see a regulation boogie board anywhere.

Beach troopers. They had to become canon eventually. ^_^

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And speaking of Rogue One posters. One of these is not like the others. Or is it?

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Apres-ski troopers (formerly snow troopers)

Beach troopers (what sand troopers wich they were)

BBQ troopers (flamethrower troopers)

Biker troopers (formerly scout troopers)

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Keep on looking men, those Mon Calamari can't be to far away!

Oh wow now I wish those action figures would come with a surfboard!

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Rogue One Darth Vader image leaked!

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Who else finds this amusing?

I mean, as a CONCEPT, I like it, but seriously (left to right) Stormtroopers 1 and 6 are a REALLY lazy copy-paste.

And SERIOUSLY: WTF are Stormtroopers 4 and 7 doing???? Are they getting paid for this mission or are they just sort of hanging out and drinking with their pals?

There's some funky mirroring in the TIE Fighters, too.... ugh... This can't be final, right???

Could be worse, they could be combing the desert :

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And I thought This was a lazy stormtrooper!

Edited by Felswrath

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach! Get out there trooper!"

I love the smell of burnt wookie in the morning, smells like victory.

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach! Get out there trooper!"

Darth Kilgore: "Rebels don't surf!"

And speaking of Rogue One posters. One of these is not like the others. Or is it?

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Err yeah. In EpIII Obi-Wans hair is parted on the other side! Who changes the side his hair is parted on?

The Rogue One version seems more bright in colour than the other, more gloomy, ones.

Maybe because of the happy-beach Stormtroopers? ;-)

Edited by Cununculus

semi serious: only Empire and rogue one don't feature a lightsaber on the poster...

Only Rogue and VII don't have Darth Vader (in some form) on the cover.

Only Rogue and VII don't have Darth Vader (in some form) on the cover.

Sorry to to contradict you, but look closer (click on it) at Rogue One's cover: You can see Vader's mask in the top right corner.

Hurrr Wars: Durrrr Troopers

What Are Next?

What Are Next?

Episode 8 of course

After that?

bbbrrppttt......

And speaking of Rogue One posters. One of these is not like the others. Or is it?

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Only Ep.2 doesn't have a villain ghosted into the backround.