If you could play Paul Heaver what would you bring?

By TheycamefromBEHIND, in X-Wing

I've been away from these forums and would like to have some good discussions and fun laughs.

Heres the rules

1) You bring 2 lists

2) Paul (or insert Xwing Ace of choice) gets first pick of the two.

I would bring

4 Red Sq X-Wings w/ R2 & IA

Vs.

4 Gold Sq Y-Wings w/ R2 & Hull

A back to the basics generic game and the R2s ensure that it could get interesting dial-wise

Ok go.....

(Paul if your read this then we get first pick)

Edited by TheycamefromBEHIND

Classic TIE Swarm; Howl w/upgrades and 6 Obsidians

VS

Classic Concussion Bomber Group; Gamma Squadron Veteran (25) x 3

TIE Bomber (19), Extra Munitions (2), Concussion Missiles (5), Guidance Chips (0)

His choice......yessssssssss!

Classic TIE Swarm; Howl w/upgrades and 6 Obsidians

VS

Classic Concussion Bomber Group; Gamma Squadron Veteran (25) x 3

TIE Bomber (19), Extra Munitions (2), Concussion Missiles (5), Guidance Chips (0)

His choice......yessssssssss!

I find it amusing that something can be "Classic" and contain an upgrade from Wave 8..... (Not to mention Imp Vet. Ships)....

Classic as in Cannon, not from Rebels or VII.....what's in a word.

Funny is good, no?

Edited by clanofwolves

If it was paul, so many space ship noises, itll be great.

I would bring my toddler that spends most of the time screaming, that way his game is thrown off as I use a couple of Raiders and say there under 100 points for all of them......... that or bring Mark Hamel and billy de Williams along to ask him a bunch of questions at the table.

Because I mean why not dream big.

Edited by Cubanboy

Checkers

Scyk swarm vs HWK swarm

I would bring my toddler that spends most of the time screaming, that way his game is thrown off as I use a couple of Raiders and say there under 100 points for all of them......... that or bring Mark Hamel and billy de Williams along to ask him a bunch of question at the table.

Because I mean why not dream big.

so much win in this

....... Star Trek Attack Wing

About 130 points for me sounds about right.

Forget your rules, I'd bring 26 angry bearded bikers who specialise in breaking other fella's fingers.

2 of my favorite and most fun squads to run...


Knave Squadron + Sensor Jammer + R2d2
Knave Squadron + Sensor Jammer + R5-p9
Blue Ace + BB8 + Autothrusters


and

Esege Tuketu
Garven Dreis + r4d6 + IA

Jake Farrel + Refit + Adaptability -1
Sabine Wren + chopper + autoblaster turret + Adaptability +1

1 Academy TIE versus 1 Academy TIE.

First I would need to know what faction he belongs to?

A flask of weak lemon juice.

1: Scotch

2: Bourbon

3-4 rounds in and I, at least, will not care.

Rebel Operative swarm.

7 Cartel Spacers

1. Carnor Jax and two Sigmas with sensor jammer

2. Omega Leader, Dark Curse, Zertik Strom and Carnor Jax.

And both options will include copious amounts of alcohol in the hopes that it affects him more than me XD

nothing rebel...... he can fly them way to good.

maybe 4 scum hwk tlt vs m3 swarm :)

anylist with a Starviper - 5 Kihraxz

Go for a literal game changer and have my wife deploy Wedge with Stay on Target, the green number 4 Uno card, the Ace of Spades and the Blue Eyed White Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh all on a Guild Ball 3 x 3 mat.

Then live stream it, have Alex Devy commentate like this is absolutely normal and totally legit.

Afterwards, once we all have laughed for a bit I would present a legitimate list and have good game. Maybe Dengar / Ketsu.

A bucket for my tears.

I'd bring Heroes of the Aturi Cluster. It would be so much fun, taking on swarms of TIE fighters and blowing up enemy stations with pheaver by my side.