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Your Mom is a Crutch

By Boba Rick, 2016-09-17 17:36:55+00:00 in X-Wing

Posted at 2016-09-17 17:36:55+00:00

She cuts the crust off your PB&J.

She drives a minivan.

She calls me way too late at night.

Posted at 2016-09-17 17:40:15+00:00

Wow this was so funny holy **** you're hilarious dude

Posted at 2016-09-17 20:55:23+00:00

And I thought my threads were bad.

Posted at 2016-09-17 20:56:48+00:00

My mom is on crutches...

Posted at 2016-09-17 21:05:49+00:00

Your mouth is a crutch.

Posted at 2016-09-17 21:17:47+00:00

Your crutch is a mom