what is a crutch anymore?

are you a crutch?

...am I?

I'm a wheelchair!

Sorry we must have posted at the same time.. lol

Was eating chips and I thought I had a crutch... Only it was a crunch instead...

I'm a wheelchair!

you get to sit down? that's an unfair advantage!

wheelchairs are a crutch

One night I was downtown and there was this guy who asked a guy on crutches if he could borrow them for a cool trick. After some understandable hesitation, he foolishly gave them over.

The dude flipped them upside down, put his feet on the handles, and started walking around like they were stilts! Only after a few seconds the metal sheared away and the handle fell off. There were probably 20-30 drunk people standing around and all roaring with laughter at this drunk jackass as he offered nothing but apologies and twisted wreckage to this poor wounded guy.

It was a wonderful night.

Can we start a petition to get a PSA to explain crutches?

Your crutch is a spoon.

My crutch cant really support my weight on the holding pin, so I think I need the hospital to release an FAQ errata so I can walk competitively.

Can we now please have a new user born out of this who calls himself Captain Crutch?

My dog likes crutches. A lot.

Can we now please have a new user born out of this who calls himself Captain Crutch?

Could he have his own cereal?

Can we now please have a new user born out of this who calls himself Captain Crutch?

Could he have his own cereal?

Crutchitize me, captain!

After which he breaks your leg with a baseball bat

Can we start a petition to get a PSA to explain crutches?

It would be a crutch to have to make a PSA explaining crutches!