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Maneuver tools are a crutch
Fairly sure, like Beatty, you dont understand the term crutch.
Don't listen to Ginkapo, he's the kind of snooty elitist who uses maneuver tools, dice, and range rulers in every Armada game he plays. He's 100% devoted to the crutch to the point where he doesn't even see it any more. He's just holding us back, people!

EXACTLY, I'm glad someone understands!
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I don't know what you guys have been doing, but in my meta we've just been throwing the plastic space ships at each other and the last one that breaks is the winner
So are dice and range rulers. Join my pledge to play without them for 10 games, I know we can do it!
I don't know what you guys have been doing, but in my meta we've just been throwing the plastic space ships at each other and the last one that breaks is the winner
Pay attention, everyone: this is what a post-crutch meta looks like. Learn and adapt or be destroyed at national events.
... I slipped on a misplaced Victory-II, and now I'm on Crutches....
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So are dice and range rulers. Join my pledge to play without them for 10 games, I know we can do it!
I don't know what you guys have been doing, but in my meta we've just been throwing the plastic space ships at each other and the last one that breaks is the winnerPay attention, everyone: this is what a post-crutch meta looks like. Learn and adapt or be destroyed at national events.
Pay attention, everyone: this is what a post-crutch meta looks like. Learn and adapt or be destroyed at national events.So are dice and range rulers. Join my pledge to play without them for 10 games, I know we can do it!
I don't know what you guys have been doing, but in my meta we've just been throwing the plastic space ships at each other and the last one that breaks is the winner
Edited by FoaS... I slipped on a misplaced Victory-II, and now I'm on Crutches....
So are dice and range rulers. Join my pledge to play without them for 10 games, I know we can do it!
I don't know what you guys have been doing, but in my meta we've just been throwing the plastic space ships at each other and the last one that breaks is the winner
Well, thats the final nail in the VSD coffin... you can't even get them out of the packaging without breaking that antenna!
Fairly sure, like Beatty, you dont understand the term crutch.
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This line of thought only leads to the very models themselves being crutches. We should just push plastic bases and cardboard around shouting pew pew, kerpow, and other sound affects.
nope. we should just use chess-like short hand in an excel document that gets traded back and forth between players
cr90b-1 spd+ yaw-1-1-0-0
Who needs rules and tools, just get air pistols and start popping pellets at the oppositions fleet, last fleet with an intact ship wins........
This would obviously end your armada playing until you could afford new models.....
Who needs rules and tools, just get air pistols and start popping pellets at the oppositions fleet, last fleet with an intact ship wins........
This would obviously end your armada playing until you could afford new models.....
air pistols and pellets are tools.
Who needs rules and tools, just get air pistols and start popping pellets at the oppositions fleet, last fleet with an intact ship wins........
This would obviously end your armada playing until you could afford new models.....
You're making this far too complicated.... Just throw em, they're supposed to by flying anyway...
Around here we throw rocks at each other and call it "Armada". I don't what you plebs are doing with your stale wave 4 metas.
Just grab the ISD model with two hands and start running around the game store chanting:
"Dun-Dun-Dun Dun.Dun.Dun Dun-Dun-Dun"
Knock as much stuff over as you can. The first person that can stop you then becomes the pilot.
Just grab the ISD model with two hands and start running around the game store chanting:
"Dun-Dun-Dun Dun.Dun.Dun Dun-Dun-Dun"
Knock as much stuff over as you can. The first person that can stop you then becomes the pilot.
I have Crutches.
I am a hobbling trip hazard.
Anyone not using the force to move their ships around is using their hands as crutch. Weak minded fools.
Anyone not using the force to move their ships around is using their hands as crutch. Weak minded fools.

nope. we should just use chess-like short hand in an excel document that gets traded back and forth between players
cr90b-1 spd+ yaw-1-1-0-0
Oh boy, hex maps
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Difficult but possible! I suppose we could use another RNG for the dice like the ffg app? Or does that count as a crutch too?
So are dice and range rulers. Join my pledge to play without them for 10 games, I know we can do it!
Others might not understand the salt behind this thread, but I do.