No Distintegrations

By Kyla, in Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG

Man, there is x-wing stuff that has been "on the boat" for 11 1/2 weeks now... what is going on? Did the holidays do this?

Somali pirates are branching out. Far, far out.

Funny, last threat analysis I read the piracy in SCS is getting much worse lately....

OOPS sorry Thought it was for sale on minature mart, but preorder only.

Edited by CapnNemo

I can imagine it on news already: "Shipload of Star Wars books DISINTEGRATED in horrific crash , apparently in spite of printed orders on cover which clearly specified otherwise."

Edited by Neo ra

I bet the ship was hijacked by that HappyDaze from th other thread. Just to deny us No Disintegrations yet again :(

Edited by Neo ra

I need this book in my life now!!!

You're gonna have to wait until (at least) February 2. Like the rest of us...

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

Edited by Neo ra

So, Performer/Martial Artist means we can finally create space!Jackie Chan, right?

Absolutely! It's the character concept I've been waiting for...

No Disintegrations be like:

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

That's going to be a formidable negotiation check, upgraded, but I'm going to give you a boost die for flashing the cash.

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

That's going to be a formidable negotiation check, upgraded, but I'm going to give you a boost die for flashing the cash.

Well it depends how much cash is he flashing.

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

That's going to be a formidable negotiation check, upgraded, but I'm going to give you a boost die for flashing the cash.

Well it depends how much cash is he flashing.

Who's going to be the face and roll the charm/negotiation check?

So, Performer/Martial Artist means we can finally create space!Jackie Chan, right?

I've been trying to create space Jackie Chan in my basement laboratory for quite some time now. I'm getting closer, I can feel it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

*Ahem*

Sorry about that.

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

That's going to be a formidable negotiation check, upgraded, but I'm going to give you a boost die for flashing the cash.

Well it depends how much cash is he flashing.

Who's going to be the face and roll the charm/negotiation check?

Well, the designers are gamers too, right?

To have the best chance of success, the face should be of the female persuasion (and possibly flash them more than just the cash ;) ).

They'd be like :wub: and just hand her the book.

Edited by Dakkar98

That is incredibly demeaning to my sex, and very hetero-centric!

...I might try it...for the book >_< ...

That is incredibly demeaning to my sex, and very hetero-centric!

...I might try it...for the book >_< ...

I'm forgetting names, but from the O66 podcast (which I haven't listened to in a long time) I believe there are at least 2 female developers, if you'd more comfortable or think you'd have better luck flashing them.

More comfortable? Most certainly!

Better luck? Probably not :P !

Edited by Absol197

Bribe the FFG employees.

"Here's a little something to keep us all happy. I'll be taking this book..."

That's going to be a formidable negotiation check, upgraded, but I'm going to give you a boost die for flashing the cash.

Well it depends how much cash is he flashing.
Who's going to be the face and roll the charm/negotiation check?

Well, the designers are gamers too, right?

To have the best chance of success, the face should be of the female persuasion (and possibly flash them more than just the cash ;) ).

They'd be like :wub: and just hand her the book.

;) Edited by Richardbuxton

That is incredibly demeaning to my sex, and very hetero-centric!

...I might try it...for the book >_< ...

Totally demeaning, and no one should do it.

I've heard that flashing a thermal detonator will both save your privacy and get you anything you ask for.

That is incredibly demeaning to my sex, and very hetero-centric!

...I might try it...for the book >_< ...

Totally demeaning, and no one should do it.

I've heard that flashing a thermal detonator will both save your privacy and get you anything you ask for.

This forum poster is my kind of scum. Fearless and progressive.

So, Performer/Martial Artist means we can finally create space!Jackie Chan, right?

Personally think that racer (avoiding force talents) / MA might be better

Has something happened to the boat? No Disintegrations has been flagged as "On The Boat" for at least seven weeks now.

Perhaps there's a gang of Somali pirates looking at their haul of splatbooks and scratching their heads?