Any steak that's been sauced was made incorrectly.

Right???

I ordered a steak at a decent restaurant one night. The server brought it out and asked, "Do you need steak sauce for that?"

I looked at him in horror and replied "I'd BETTER not!"

(It was just lovely, as I recall, and now I want meat...)

And it's steak! It's incredibly hard to mess up. Salt, pepper, maybe an oil/butter for the pan and you're done! See you in fifteen minutes. (Surgeon general's warning: Do not eat undercooked foods)

15!! 5, at most !! .......Mooooooooooo!!

tbh fam idgaf

I was able to decipher all this except, "fam".

Is that short for family or something so obvious I'm completely missing it?

Maybe I'm like stonestokes and just ain't smart enough,

For A Minute...

FAM!

May I add: