These new fangled condition cards you young whipper snappers are going to be getting when yer wave ten gets all born and whatnot.
I don`t like it. Back in my day when we had to carry our squads uphill in the snow both ways too.
and from a log cabin gaming/general store....we didn`t have no fancy cundishuns gettin applied all over creation and whatnot.
they look interesting to spice up a casual night with the boys. but its going to get out of hand fast at a crowded gaming store during a tournament... more crap to lose or forget at home and if you happen to actually have it ready....then you are rewarded with more crap at the table with no extra space for more crap, then passing cards back and forth to an opponent you may never see again.....who will accidentally go home to antarctica with it. never to be seen again.
stahp the madnesss.
also, preemptively the following announcements....
1. gunboats,
2. `gamecomponent-wing`
3. breakfast
and this reference to the big lebowski....