This is just a joke post and lovecake to haters.

Somwone needs to balance JimbonX. JimbonX plays to much X-Wing and he might need some help. He owns too many ships, more then 50; 5 B-Wings, 6 A-Wing, 5 interceptors, 1 Tantive and more, questioning if he's obsessed. He nags all the time about balance rebels which drives other people mad saying: "Jimbon rebels are fine, you suck".

JimbonX tries to act as a proplayer however best position is 3rd place... in a noobtournament with 12 players. On regionals 22-27 place out of 40 players... Played with 5 A-Wings, Dash + Miranda and a made upp list Goark + T-70 veteran with Swarm tactics + 2 Y-Wings were one of them has stress bot and the other swarm tactics. JimbonX is not a great player, more of a dirty player; provoke, mock and forces his opponents to realize that they will loose.

Poor JimbonX, he does not have it easy. In real life, wife left, kids died and car got stolen. That is untrue. He has it okay. He's just spoiled with all the ships he paid to much for. JimbonX balance yourself.

Have a nice day all. Be sharp and look for enemy fighters. /JimbonX

I talk to myself too.

Cheers

Baaa

Wtf? Is this really needed?

I don't get it

This is pathetic.

50 ships is an obsession? Well crap, I need to check myself into a clinic cause apparently I have gone past addiction and straight to dependency. The more you know.

50 ships is an obsession? Well crap, I need to check myself into a clinic cause apparently I have gone past addiction and straight to dependency. The more you know.

Really though...

50's in "that's cute" or "good start!" territory.

Talking to yourself = strange

Talking about yourself in third person = weird

Doing both = mad

I talk to myself too.

Cheers

Baaa

Is it in different fonts like deadpool?

Unless Barry from Archer does it...

I will post more serious post. Will upload images from latest epicmatch I played last Sunday. It was epic all right, Imperial crushing Rebel Scum. Stay tune or not.

I talk to myself too.

Cheers

Baaa

Is it in different fonts like deadpool?

Yes.

Sometimes I've even got caps lock on; especially when I'm arguing with myself.

My wife thinks that I am quite mad.

Cheers

Baaa

What's a lovecake?

What's a lovecake?

It's an italian dessert made with chocolate pudding and ricotta cheese.

What's a lovecake?

I thought it was something else. Won't get into what

Here are a few suggestions to balance JimbonX:

• Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors
  • Zoloft or Paxil would be a good starter
  • Celexa or Lustral for the more stubborn/aggressive issues
• Take an art class
  • painting is a good outlet for expressing and resolving internal conflict
  • opens one's self to critique and feedback
• Yoga
  • a physical outlet to manifest and eliminate lingering mental strife
  • seeing one's self in a lavender leotard will help break down the egocentric barriers that distance yourself from others

Above all else, never allow yourself, or anyone you know to refer to themselves in the third person. Not only is it snotty, it's a sign of deeper issues that may materialize in pathological forum posts.

50?

ive been playing for 5-6 months and i have ~57 ships. Not counting the about $300 im about to dump once my store gets wave9 (counting rebel huge but still)

50 is an obsession? i have hardly any repeat boxes!

People!!!!!

Remember, it's not the size of your collection that counts, it's how you use it.

And someone will still love you, even if it's only a core set you've got.

Cheers

Baaa

well i guess in a sense you could say i have an obsession with this game since i am usually playing at the gamestore 2-3 nights a week lol.

Then again, im single and i have nothing else to do after work.

People!!!!!

Remember, it's not the size of your collection that counts, it's how you use it.

And someone will still love you, even if it's only a core set you've got.

Cheers

Baaa

Keeping with this analogy.

I have a nebulon-B frigate.

Ladies.

People!!!!!

Remember, it's not the size of your collection that counts, it's how you use it.

And someone will still love you, even if it's only a core set you've got.

Cheers

Baaa

Keeping with this analogy.

I have a nebulon-B frigate.

Ladies.

But can you use it, properly?

Cheers

Baaa

It's a huge ship that's near 2 ft long.

It's perfect for ramming actions.

Keeping with this analogy.

I have a nebulon-B frigate.

Ladies.

Mine's bigger than yours.

People!!!!!

Remember, it's not the size of your collection that counts, it's how you use it.

And someone will still love you, even if it's only a core set you've got.

Cheers

Baaa

Keeping with this analogy.

I have a nebulon-B frigate.

Ladies.

I got a Star Destroyer. Will arrive as scheduled. However it won't big as Frigate. 38cm. Epic fail. How did you order your Nebulon and did come prepainted or do you need to paint on it? Does it include a dial and more?

What's a lovecake?

I thought it was something else. Won't get into what

I figured he meant French fancies, which I really now crave.

Keeping with this analogy.

I have a nebulon-B frigate.

Ladies.

Mine's bigger than yours.