Disney is such a shameless sellout.

Could be worse - it's the actor shaving, not the character.

Also, some interesting shots I'd not seen before in reverse. I wonder if they're actually in the movie...

Now I know what the reshoots were about.

Commercial 1 was friggin sweet.
Commercial 2 is just sweet you know?

That Second advert is glorious, and much more important than the concept of Star Wars not selling out.

I'm still wondering if that's "Devestator" that we see fly in front of the Death Star.

Some Black squadron and maybe Saber Squadron combat would be cool.

Disney is such a shameless sellout.

Who the Hell buys razors in Movember?

...But those TIE Strikers though! looking like a (fast)predatory bird.

Disney is such a shameless sellout.

They're just carrying on the grand traditions of LucasFilms! Or am I the only one who remembers the Jar Jar tongue lollipop?

Disney is such a shameless sellout.

They're just carrying on the grand traditions of LucasFilms! Or am I the only one who remembers the Jar Jar tongue lollipop?

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

[sick photo]

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

That is so so fúcked up, I wish I'd never seen that.

...your first step into a larger world...

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

WHAT THE ACTUAL F..K?!?!?!?!?!

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

WHAT THE ACTUAL F..K?!?!?!?!?!

Exactly what i was thinking, i think we all agree we should nuke it from orbit after all it's the only way to be sure.

Someone should do the razor commercial in reverse. Pretty sure most of that footage is from the movie.

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

Yep, that's the one. And that came out 13 years before Disney acquired LucasFilm!

I mean, Spaceballs parodied the whole merchandizing of Star Wars in 1986 ("where the real money from the movie is made!"), and yet I keep coming across people accusing Disney of being responsible for all the "selling out."

Really, sometimes I think the real reason Disney bought LucasFilm was to learn the art of merchandizing from the true masters of the Dark Side of the Licensing.

Yeah, and amazingly, what they are doing with TFA and Rogue One is no where near as bad as back in 99. Man, that was a weird time. I remember I had a friend that collected ALL the character cans on Pepsi/Mt Dew cans. But then, the ledge they were one broke, and old pop went everywhere.

Yeah, and amazingly, what they are doing with TFA and Rogue One is no where near as bad as back in 99. Man, that was a weird time. I remember I had a friend that collected ALL the character cans on Pepsi/Mt Dew cans. But then, the ledge they were one broke, and old pop went everywhere.

I remember I had the same exact collection and then one night, I heard a pop, this was several years later, and I was then being showered with old soda. It was a chain reaction too, one popped, then another, and then another. It wasnt pretty.

Yeah, and amazingly, what they are doing with TFA and Rogue One is no where near as bad as back in 99. Man, that was a weird time. I remember I had a friend that collected ALL the character cans on Pepsi/Mt Dew cans. But then, the ledge they were one broke, and old pop went everywhere.

I remember I had the same exact collection and then one night, I heard a pop, this was several years later, and I was then being showered with old soda. It was a chain reaction too, one popped, then another, and then another. It wasnt pretty.

A chain reaction, like the one that blew up the Death Star!

Really, sometimes I think the real reason Disney bought LucasFilm was to learn the art of merchandizing from the true masters of the Dark Side of the Licensing.

That comment made my day

Less of a lollipop, more of a sex-toy I think. Don't give this to your kids unless you want to end up on a register...

Good christ, I remember these. Yeah that was weird even for like, nine year old me.

They cannot stuff up Rogue One anymore than Ep VII.... it is not possible!

Rogue One will also be better than the next 3 or 4 Star War movies..... combined.... now that is a safe prediction!