During the Deployment Phase part of the Star Wars X-Wing Miniatures Game, before any ships have been placed, after Initiative has been decided, but not before Obstacles are placed, you may select from your force of Fantasy Flight Star Wars X-Wing Miniatures Game miniatures one Condition Card that is equipped to one of your ships. Place this Condition Card face-up on the gaming mat, within Range Three of any board edge. Your opponent, after having selected one Condition Card from among their force of Star Wars X-Wing Miniatures Game miniatures that is equipped to a ship in their squad, must do the same. The Player who has won Initiative aligns both Condition Cards so that they are parallel to (but not touching) one another. The Player who has won Initiative may now use the Range Ruler to measure the total length and girth of the text on their Condition Card, marking down said length and girth on their Squad Composition Sheet, the Opposing Player must then measure the size of the text on their respective Condition Card, marking it down on their Squad Composition Sheet. After both Players have recorded the length and girth of the text on their respective Condition Cards on their respective Squad Composition Sheets, the Player who has Initiative may then submit both Squad Composition Cards to the person in the room most likely to pass impartial judgment on the length and girth of text on any given Condition Card (ie not your spouse) who then must as accurately as possible judge who has the longest length and widest girth out of both proffered Condition Card texts. The Player who has been judged to have the biggest pe... Condition Card text, may choose to ignore an increment of the Opposing Players Condition Card text equal to the amount by which their Condition Card text eclipses that of the Opposing Players Condition Card text.
TL;DR: Genitalia Joke.
Edited by Darkcloak