So, I've had a series of escalating pranks with the coworker who sits right behind me and after the latest prank (slashing the tires on my wife's car) I plan on getting revenge by installing a key logger and seeing what treasures the PC can offer up.

We are obviously both on high alert and my co-worker is aware I might try something so the machine gets locked with every break and the only reasonable option left often to me is some kind of chokehold while I install the software. Her wheelchair should make it relatively easy to get the advantage (I'm much bigger and stronger) but I'm wondering if there is a specific chokehold I can use that will knock her out for a few minutes where she won't really know what I did?

Thanks in advance. I have a roommate I can practice on to get the technique down and am not afraid to put in the hard work to get this just right. Even if it's just for a few minutes, it'll help!

Rising levels of WTF until I realised it was a joke...I hope!

I must have missed something, this sounds more retarded than ******* around in the barracks.

I would recommend the rear naked choke.

Basically, you get naked and come at her from the rear. The wheelchair might make it a bit difficult to scissor your legs, but you should still be able to get enough leverage.

Post pics when done.