So what happens if you play the F: on No Chance and turn a character face up?
I suspect this card should be errataed to include characters in the list of card types that are discarded. As far as I can tell there is nothing in the rules that prevents this from happening, and worse the current rules would seem to indicate that it would attach to your character. There is currently no caveat in the rules to deal with a character entering the staging area face down and then turning face up, only to prevent them from entering the staging area in the from the card pool if they don't match the character.