I've Hired Bounty Hunters to Find the Flesh Star Destroyer

By Folkenhellfang, in Star Wars: Armada

Seems like there has been a large amount of news with no word from the Intensify Forward Firepower team.

Gentlemen, please holonet back to Coruscant and let us know what's up.

You guys are the Car Talk of FFG games podcasts, and your collective voices are needed again.

Help us Drunk Grand Moff, you're our only hope.

Bounty hunters? We don't need their scum.

Disintegrations :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!

Oh dag, I forgot to mention the current stance on disintergrations! I guess that means Dan-o has been blasted.

No, just his bath towel.

As a result he has a serious case of "prune" of a variety that makes Deadpool look rather handsome. Give him some time.

Also, give him a new bath towel!

:D:lol: :P

I'd like to inform the misinformed and uninitiated that bath bubbles are the chemical counter to Disrupter Energy Weapons (Disintegration).

So, I'm fine, we're all fine, everything's fine here...how are you? /grimace

Maybe they Greebles Hauled us....

I can tell you that the following statement is 100% true (if misleading):

They have been busy playing with their balls.

We have almost recorded twice. Does that count?

I think if Steve is as busy as he says he is, sick days really need to be employed... corporate America is just going to have to take the hit... in the end it should come back to them, as the casts will no doubt make us buy 2-3 additional expansions

We have almost recorded twice. Does that count?

It almost counts.

Wait, you guys jumped ship and started playing a Spaceballs themed miniatures game? Alright, I'm in. My only question is will the new podcast be hosted from a flesh MEGA MAID?

We have almost recorded twice. Does that count?

Your name is the best name. Possibly ever.

Conjures such awesome images of Drunken Tarkin, shambling all over the Death Star, spilling martinis everywhere. (Because that man is a dirty gin martini man if I ever saw one.)

Vader: He is here.

Tarkin: Obi-Wa- Obi-Wa- Obiwun Kunohbeee? Tha'ss stupid.

Comms Voice: We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23.

Tarkin: Sh*t, is.... Izzat the one over by the... liquor... place?

Adm. Motti: [whining]

Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Tarkin: Ohfer****sake.... just kiss already!

I wonder what Tarkin's drink if choice would be... sherry, port???

I wonder what Tarkin's drink if choice would be... sherry, port???

Gin.

It's always gin.

We have almost recorded twice. Does that count?

That tells me that millions have cried out in terror and where silenced twice now.

Tough to find a planet to record on when the death star keeps blowing them up. There is a lot of new stuff to talk about; anyone have something for us other than the new toys and world's?

ruthless strategists lol

The campaign box. Would love to hear the IFF take on it.

Tough to find a planet to record on when the death star keeps blowing them up. There is a lot of new stuff to talk about; anyone have something for us other than the new toys and world's?

Could you perhaps go into the different varieties of pickle salad?

Tough to find a planet to record on when the death star keeps blowing them up. There is a lot of new stuff to talk about; anyone have something for us other than the new toys and world's?

Could you perhaps go into the different varieties of pickle salad?

I came here wondering what kind of bizarre euphemism "flesh star destroyer" was, and now I think I'll just wander right back out...

Keep your kink in Japan boys.

They've been greeblehauled. They just don't know it yet.

Spending money to look for any kind of Flesh Star Destroyer is illegal in most sectors.

Be prepared for some serious Imperial backlash.