If it were real I would buy it. I would buy multiples. Cause awesome.

Well crafted joke. Props.

Came here to complain about the speed of new releases.... was entertained instead. well played.

Almost had me, then I realized he was the wrong faction. ; )

I've changed my mind, the death penalty is a good idea.

Almost had me, then I realized he was the wrong faction. ; )

Jar Jar Binks, Imperial Sith Lord

Jar Jar Binks (Sith Lord) - 40pts

Ability

Annoying

All other figures lose 2 actions - No one wants to put up with Jar Jar

Extra Annoying

Ifa yousa speaka lika messa....yousa make one hostile figure killa himself.

Life

1

Move

1

Defense

-

Attack

-

If we ever got Clone Wars or prequel era content I could totally see a few missions based on Jar Jar major screw ups.

"Oh messa open the door for you, Oi boi it's full of clankers!"

"Messa gonna sneak around the corner and flip this switch, Ouii noes now messa breathing toxic gases. Wesa have 5 rounds to be escapin'!"

If we ever got Clone Wars or prequel era content I could totally see a few missions based on Jar Jar major screw ups.

"Oh messa open the door for you, Oi boi it's full of clankers!"

"Messa gonna sneak around the corner and flip this switch, Ouii noes now messa breathing toxic gases. Wesa have 5 rounds to be escapin'!"

I'd buy it so I could melt it... slowly... then buy another so I could blow it up.

Well crafted joke. Props.

The joke's better than the photoshop, I'll give it that.

Jar Jar Binks (Sith Lord) - 40pts

Ability

Annoying

All other figures lose 2 actions - No one wants to put up with Jar Jar

Extra Annoying

Ifa yousa speaka lika messa....yousa make one hostile figure killa himself.

Life

1

Move

1

Defense

-

Attack

-

All opposing figures must attack jar jar and cannot perform any other actions until jar jar is removed from play.

Da missions in dis expansion no include time periods and ganna therefore be us in any campaign. OkeeDay?

Da missions in dis expansion no include time periods and ganna therefore be us in any campaign. OkeeDay?

You really don't want to poke the bear there. Time period people are likely to hunt you down and harm your first born child. I've seen how rabid they get.

Bombad Gungun: Whenever this character rolls an X, the damage of the attack is instead transferred back to the attacking character. The Attacker can interrupt to roll that models defense dice.

This mad me laugh, thanks.

Assembling the trolliest figure pack:

* Jar jar figure

* Skirmish attachment that only really helps Vader and makes him totally OP

* no time period for the figure

* mercenary only command cards that makes trandos and IG top tier and is available no where else

* comes with a new rule that all rebel squads that don't include jar jar are not tournament legal

* Jar jar's unique command card is a worse version of sit tight and is the only card in the pack jar jar can actually use (and you must bring it if you bring him ... See above)

* includes a single 1x2 tile that is included in all future tournament maps

* The pack costs $30 and is only available for purchase directly from FFG at MSRP

* is only sold in the US and, for some reason, Somalia

EDIT: can't believe I forgot these:

* includes a forced mission That MUST be played half way through any campaign.

* The above mission is nothing more than the rebels rolling 20 attribute tests, and only winning if all the tests pass. If they lose the imperial gets a reward card that permanently doubles the threat level. If they win they get jar jar who is both useless and alter expensive

* includes a supply card that literally says "this card does nothing"

* includes an agenda set that includes a 2 influence card that you deplete to deploy 3 elite trooper squads anywhere on the map for no cost, as well as a 1 influence card that is totally forgettable

* The agenda set also includes a forced mission that is nearly impossible for the imperial to win and only gives you 1 influence if you do, while awarding rebels a free tier 3 upgrade if they win. The mission costs 4 influence.

It should include an item but don't have any idea what it should be

Assembling the trolliest figure pack:

* Jar jar figure

* Skirmish attachment that only really helps Vader and makes him totally OP

* no time period for the figure

* mercenary only command cards that makes trandos and IG top tier and is available no where else

* comes with a new rule that all rebel squads that don't include jar jar are not tournament legal

* Jar jar's unique command card is a worse version of sit tight and is the only card in the pack jar jar can actually use (and you must bring it if you bring him ... See above)

* includes a single 1x2 tile that is included in all future tournament maps

* The pack costs $30 and is only available for purchase directly from FFG at MSRP

* is only sold in the US and, for some reason, Somalia

EDIT: can't believe I forgot these:

* includes a forced mission That MUST be played half way through any campaign.

* The above mission is nothing more than the rebels rolling 20 attribute tests, and only winning if all the tests pass. If they lose the imperial gets a reward card that permanently doubles the threat level. If they win they get jar jar who is both useless and alter expensive

* includes a supply card that literally says "this card does nothing"

* includes an agenda set that includes a 2 influence card that you deplete to deploy 3 elite trooper squads anywhere on the map for no cost, as well as a 1 influence card that is totally forgettable

* The agenda set also includes a forced mission that is nearly impossible for the imperial to win and only gives you 1 influence if you do, while awarding rebels a free tier 3 upgrade if they win. The mission costs 4 influence.

It should include an item but don't have any idea what it should be

Now make him a force ghost!

I remember channeling some sort of liquid refreshment through my nasal cavity when I first saw that. Still my favorite has to be Boba Fett taunting frozen in carbonite Solo on Slave 1.

A new big box expansion as well ;-)

These new storm troopers are awesome!

Wow and those card only booster packs we wanted!

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2016/7/29/star-wars-destiny/