Well it's 9:10 and within the last 40 minutes I've made 4 star wars references that have gone unappreciated!
They're just a bunch of stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf-Herders!!
I Work with Bucket-Heads!
Perhaps they don't like you?
Or they don't serve your kind?
there is a no droids sign on the front door but i believe i am able to hide my mechanicals well enough. also i have told them i am only fluent in 2 languages to throw them off the scent.
Maybe they are trekkies? 
Star wars quotes and the jobs in wich they get you into trouble:
"I am altering the deal..." - Retail
"I have a bad feeling about this" - Proctologist
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Priest, Minister, etc.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." - Real estate agent.
“Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!” - Hairdresser
“R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” - IT tech suport
"And I tought, they smelled bad, on the outside!" - Veterinarian
“I have you now!” - Police officer
"I don't care what you smell,get in there"-street pimp
May the Mass x Acceleration be with you - physics teacher
"I don't care what you smell,get in there"-street pimp
aaaand we have a winner!