Hi. I have a problem. It is getting hard for me to play. At League, they make jokes about my lack of evades. I was even called Porkin's the other day. They sit around and make fun of me. When my 5 year old and myself played the Trench Run on Father's Day, they had my son rolling for me and pointed out it is good he doesn't take after me. We were winning. After an hour, my son lost interest and started playing Legos....I then lost the Trench Run and Yavin was destroyed.

But it gets worse. Vassal. If I have to read in chat over more time about how my dice hate me, I will scream. If course they won't hear me but my 9 month old will and start crying. But it is not my dice rolling... It is a computer for goodness sake.

I don't know how to carry on. I have gone back to B-wings because why roll green dice. I tried a defender the other day. Single shot of the board by Zuckuss.

So what is a guy suppose to do. Can I got someone to roll the dice for me?

Just an average guy living in Green Dice Hell.

Here's a solution - don't roll Evade dice at all!

Defy the laws of chance, and fly straight into the uncharted waters of grim, brutal attrition. Fly Decimators! And Ghosts! Take Falcons, B-Wings, Punishers, K-Wings and Y-Wings. Rock the YV-666!

Don't send your pilots into battle hoping they'll survive, go into battle knowing they're going to die! Recite the mantra "destroy my enemy, before he destroys me!", and watch in helpless despair as those vast amounts of shields and hull evaporate before your very eyes!

Uh, hello there. My name is Rear Admiral Cherneau. I'm just here for the coffee.

Here's a solution - don't roll Evade dice at all!

Defy the laws of chance, and fly straight into the uncharted waters of grim, brutal attrition. Fly Decimators! And Ghosts! Take Falcons, B-Wings, Punishers, K-Wings and Y-Wings. Rock the YV-666!

Don't send your pilots into battle hoping they'll survive, go into battle knowing they're going to die! Recite the mantra "destroy my enemy, before he destroys me!", and watch in helpless despair as those vast amounts of shields and hull evaporate before your very eyes!

problem is then your opponent still gets to roll green dice, and that's just no fun

so really, to defy the laws of chance you want to fly feedbacks and bombs

and if you want to "destroy my enemy before he destroys me" you specifically want Oicuun and Vader (Crew); possibly even on the same ship!

I bring you Therapeutically Minded Exercises to help you cope with your loss.

Here's a solution - don't roll Evade dice at all!

Defy the laws of chance, and fly straight into the uncharted waters of grim, brutal attrition. Fly Decimators! And Ghosts! Take Falcons, B-Wings, Punishers, K-Wings and Y-Wings. Rock the YV-666!

Don't send your pilots into battle hoping they'll survive, go into battle knowing they're going to die! Recite the mantra "destroy my enemy, before he destroys me!", and watch in helpless despair as those vast amounts of shields and hull evaporate before your very eyes!

problem is then your opponent still gets to roll green dice, and that's just no fun

so really, to defy the laws of chance you want to fly feedbacks and bombs

and if you want to "destroy my enemy before he destroys me" you specifically want Oicuun and Vader (Crew); possibly even on the same ship!

Uh, hello there. My name is Rear Admiral Cherneau. I'm just here for the coffee.

Haha. I like this one. You can sit with Chopper in the corner!

Ok reading through this topic i am reminded of a game some time back i had where my 1 health a-wing not only chased down but also killed a full health Boba Fett. It was epic.

Carnor Jax. Range 3 of 2 ships, debris in the way of one, zuckuss bonus for the other, stealth device. Evade Token.

6 Dice. against zuckuss

[blank][blank][focus][focus][focus][focus][focus] - goodbye stealth device and one crit gets through (1 crit 1 hit, save one by autothrusters)

5 Dice against Khiraxz or whatever its called

[blank][blank][focus][focus][focus] - autothrusters for one but thats not enough against his 3 hits

Dead Carnor

Ugh. Why does range 3 do this to me.

WWent something like that anyway, no evade face came up at all in all them dice.

Wraoggggghhhh. Wroooouuuughhhh. Raoghhhhhhhhhhh.

(Translation: Hi my name is Chewbacca. I used to run with Leebo back in the day before the large ship nerf. I miss the shiny golden droid.)

Hi, I'm Darth Vader. I blanked my evade dice when Mauler Mithel decided to try to fly his TIE Fighter into my ship. While I didn't meet a fiery end because of it, everyone on the Death Star did instead.

Hello, my name is Tycho Celchu. I have an diagnosed burn out syndrome. Starting reha on monday

Spare a thought in your prayers today for Juno Eclipse, who found herself without defensive tokens in range one of a Target Locked / Focused Black Sun Ace. May she rest in piece(s).

Also Countess Ryad, who - thanks to her x7 title - was kind enough to provide ongoing evade token support for Palob Godalhi for several turns. Her efforts in protecting the Scum fleet were much appreciated.