Just wanted to say Happy Canada day too all all "our" family from the North. We might not see eye too eye some times but we love you very much, well speaking about me and people I know, maybe there some people in the United States that hate you, but they probably hate everything and got killed by a rabid pine cone.

Here the reasons why we love you.

1) The people themselves, even if you ran out of every resources, animal, piece of maple candy we would, as a whole and definitely me, would still love you because as a whole you are sweet and smart people. We have been through a lot, good and bad, mostly good, and you are like family to us people in the United States. Although you Canadian gamers really push my buttons... The other day you guys betrayed me, by telling the enemy team where I was waiting to ambush them, in world of tanks because you though I team killed you... But you can't team kill in the xbox version... We share a lot of good hardware with you, like stuff that was developed by the Department of the United States NAVY. You should have better stuff though, stuff that isn't a degraded version of the stuff our corps build for our own uses.

2) You have the best National Anthem EVER, well tied with Russia at least. Speaking honestly, the United States national Anthem is lame because the melody is copied from the British national anthem, while yours is inspired by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozarts work.

3) Your closer to the Northpole, which has some of the best tracks of land in the world.

4) Some of the best actors in the world are Canadian, Ashleigh Ball, Wabitha St, Germain Dan Aykroyd, Michael J Fox, John Candy, Conan O'brian, Colby Smolders, Jim Carrey

5) Some of the best movies in the world wouldn't exist without Canadians, Terminator1-5, Avatar, Abyss, True Lies, Rambo. Oh and "ALIENS." True fact, the British crew that came back to make the sequel kinda didn't like it that a Canadian up in comer was going to make a equal to a "master piece" that is "ALIEN" and they almost went out their way to make it difficult to make the movie.

*Purposely interrupting filming for tea time, purposely taking wagers on if the film would be made on time and or if the special effect would work, purposely doing things their own way, like lighting sets in ways that ruined the atmosphere of the film, might as well as used neon orange lighting on all the spots the aliens would be hiding. MAKE REAL FREAKING OBVIOUS.

**Needless to say James Cameron was not thrilled about what the British crew was doing, he kinda frighten some of them. Gained the nick name "Grizzly Adams." Did I mention that in his material he added to the Alien / Predator / Prometheus universe that the Colonial Marines you see in "ALIENS" are from the "United Americas". He in-visioned the United States, Canada, and maybe the rest of the Americas being on super government in the future. Sweet right? On the other hand Ireland and all its space colonies break away from the British Empire. The United Americas helped them to do so and Britain is not happy. Although Weyland-Yuntai probably is.

There plenty of other nice things I could say about the people of Canada. Also Canada and the United States celebrate Canada Day and the Fourth of July together at Fort Erie during a celebration known as the "Friendship Festival". Although its not always celebrated during the 1st - 4th.

Now in order to grow and become a better country, it is wise to take in some constructive criticism. This is in no way meant to make you furious.

1) Stop Celebration Canada Day on July 1st. People talk about how its the 4th of July that attracts aliens to Earth, which results in a lot of people getting killed, but in closer examination its on the 4th that the Aliens are beaten back. Its the "1ST OF JULY" that the aliens show up and a kill everyone. No doubt the aliens were attracted to all your extra mass producing of maple candies. No alien can resist maple candy, and as is confirmed in the movie ID4, aliens are crack addicts when it comes to maple candies.

2) Stop using Red and White on your flag. The United States is guilty of this too, as is Britain, France, and Idontcareistan. Red and White, as colors, clash to much. You want to know the secret to successfully using Red and White as a color on your flag, look no further than Italy and Russia.

*Russia keeps Blue in between Red and White, Blue is like CHILL THE *** OUT RED AND WHITE, and they do. Italy uses Green on their flag, which when mixed with Red and White, remind the normal humans subconscious of Pepperoni Pizza, Cheesy Beef Monterey Jack brochos, Lamborghinis, and Green Lightsabers.

If your going to have Red and White together, and if Blue doesn't step into the middle of those two you need Green, ARE YOU GREEN?

Anyways just change your flag to Purple and Gold and you'll be Green! Purple representing your power, which takes up the white portion, and change Red to Gold, which represents your land being precious. Together it means your a powerful nation, whose treasure is its land and people.

3) Stop betraying me in World of Tanks... Cant really think of anything else... Stop helping the enemy team!

4) Oh add more Sugar to your candy, other than maple candy, or sugar free candy, go ahead and add more salt too the sugar free candy. It needs to be more salty that it isn't sugary.

Ok, i found one other thing Canada, the citizens, can do to improve the world. Take in mind the nice things i said, ergo this isn't an attack, just constructive criticism.

In order for Redbaron pizza to make the perfect pizza, Canada as a whole needs to apologize to Germany. See the perfect pizza has a variety of popular western in origin topings. Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Green and Black Olives, red onions, some beef, green peppers, mushrooms, "Canadian Bacon". We call this a supreme, super supreme pizza.

Red baron pizza is one of the best frozen pizzas in the world... its supreme would flat out be the best if it had Canadian bacon on it... it never will because you guys killed the Red Baron during World War 1. Go going Canada, why did you have to "kill the Baron?!"

It you apologize to Germany for killing the Baron we may yet get the chance to have Canadian Bacon on a Red Baron pizza. We all win when this happens.

Wait what?

This is an actual holiday?

Wait what?

This is an actual holiday?

I thought our commonwealth vassals had to ask us first.

Wait what?

This is an actual holiday?

I thought our commonwealth vassals had to ask us first.

We sent a memo but it seems to have been lost in the chaos of the past bit. Once you initiate Brexit and collapse you can become our newest territory if you want, I'm sure New Brunswick would love to have someone to kick around for a change.