Welcome to the what if thread. For those of us with the imagination and humour to suggest possible alternative scenarios for our favourite space opera.
Here's mine:
What if Chuck Norris was in Star Wars:
What if.........
These are great! Somewhere on YouTube is Chuck Norris doing a Letterman Top Ten of Chuck Norris. He had a hard time keeping a straight face while reading some of them.
These are great! Somewhere on YouTube is Chuck Norris doing a Letterman Top Ten of Chuck Norris. He had a hard time keeping a straight face while reading some of them.
Sadly, these were the only videos. I really wanted a Chuck Norris VS Darth Vader or Palpatine.
These are great! Somewhere on YouTube is Chuck Norris doing a Letterman Top Ten of Chuck Norris. He had a hard time keeping a straight face while reading some of them.
Sadly, these were the only videos. I really wanted a Chuck Norris VS Darth Vader or Palpatine.
I can see Chuck blocking Vader's lightsaber bare handed or gathering Palpatine's lightning into a ball and playing with it like a soccer ball before doing a spinning backkick and hitting the Emperor with it.
These are great! Somewhere on YouTube is Chuck Norris doing a Letterman Top Ten of Chuck Norris. He had a hard time keeping a straight face while reading some of them.
Sadly, these were the only videos. I really wanted a Chuck Norris VS Darth Vader or Palpatine.
I can see Chuck blocking Vader's lightsaber bare handed or gathering Palpatine's lightning into a ball and playing with it like a soccer ball before doing a spinning backkick and hitting the Emperor with it.
Nah
He'd stare them to death
I tought he was? Didn't he play Rey in TFA ? 
Okay what if (as I once believed as a kid) Dune was part of Star wars?
Okay what if (as I once believed as a kid) Dune was part of Star wars?
Force Sensitive mother and son (Influence and Enhance) unite desert tribes to rebel against Hutt/Black Sun occupation of their planet. In the turmoil, as the Spice no longer flows, the Empire moves in to take control only to get a good spanking from giant worm riding insurgents.
I like it! Might have to work this into my EotE ideas.
Oh look what I found:
Not a bad little vid
I tought he was? Didn't he play Rey in TFA ?
Rey's father revealed!
She's the daughter of Chuck Norris.
Good catch Mr Graves!
Here's one for you:
What if the original trilogy was the beginning, not the middle, of the trilogy of trilogies?
In other words: what if A New Hope was Episode I?
What if Jar-Jar never happened?
What if Jar-Jar never happened?
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan wouldn't have met the Gungans, wouldn't of been able to sneak into the capital and save the Queen. Without saving the Queen, they wouldn't have left Naboo and Anakin would be stuck on Tatooine.
Without Binks granting Palpatine emergency powers the Clones would all be discontinued. Palpatine would have to give up power, thus revealing his true evil sithiness and likely having the whole Jedi slice n dice him since Anakin wouldn't get in the way.
With evil Palpatine and his evil schemes removed, the Republic and Separatists would all sit down and discuss peace over Tea and Scones.
THE END 
Really the galaxy would be a much happier, safer place if Binks had never shown up.
No wonder he's so hated.
Well, there is that.
I guess we also wouldn't be able to say - in our highest-pitched Elmo-sounding voices - "Meesa no Jar Jar Binks!!"
To be completely truthful, though, I didn't mind him at all. I just couldn't stand the cartoony-ish CGI. He just didn't look real, if that makes sense. Which I think lends itself to the repulsion people tend to feel towards him. Hard to care for a 'character' that isn't real, rather than one who is. My two cents, anyway.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way, Jar Jar eats Norris for breakfast! Ha!
Edited by rymIt's true that movie sets, model ships and rubber costumes are more realistic to our brains than CGI cartooniness.
I'm sure much of the prequel hate revolves around the fact it didn't LOOK like the Star Wars old dogs and dames grew up with. Ironically, I didn't feel any visual revulsion towards The Clone Wars or Rebels because I knew they were kiddy cartoons.
I suppose if they ever made a Shrek movie without CGI, even if I enjoyed it, I'd feel some dislike because it didn't LOOK like Shrek.
Oh, and Chuck Norris would eat Frosted Binks for breakfast.
Edited by CyberEye MagPi